Incorrect Serpent Quotes x

fangs: if i run and jump at sweet pea, he’ll certainly catch me in his arms

fangs running towards him: COMING IN !!!

sweet pea: NO! IM HOLDING HOT COFFEE-

sweet pea: *drops coffee to catch him* fuck you, fangs.

black hood: *points gun at sweet pea and toni*

black hood: give me all of your money if you want to live!

sweet pea: bold of you to assume i want to live

toni: bold of you to assume i have money

fangs, getting shot: guys, now is not the time

Fangs: Hey what time is it?

Sweet Pea: I don’t know, pass me the trombone and I’ll find out.

Sweet Pea: [blasts the trombone]

Toni: Who the FUCK is playing the trombone at TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?

Sweet Pea: It’s two A.M.

Fangs: ... Figured

Fangs: What country has the most birds?

Sweet Pea: Portu-geese.

Fangs: Wait, that’s a language.

Sweet Pea: Portu-gull.

Fangs: Nice recovery. Or should I say re-dove-ry

[later]

Fangs: Turkey. How did we miss Turkey?

Sweet Pea: Don't say a word

Fangs: ... fergalicious

Sweet Pea: I said no words!

Fangs: Oh, I see how it is. Two weeks ago, playing scrabble, it wasn't a word, but now it is. how convenient for you!

Penny & the ghoulies: *breathes in the direction of Fangs*

Me: *crackling knuckles* i think the fuck not u trick ass bitch

Sweet Pea: I DO WHAT I WANT

Fangs: I’m calling Toni.

Sweet Pea: no wait

Toni: I may only be five feet tall, but you see that thing in the top of the cabinet? I put it there.

Sweet Pea: Why??

Toni: SPITE.

Fangs: [hugs sweet pea from behind]

Fangs: [softly tucks his hair behind his ear]

Sweet Pea: [shivers]

Fangs: [whispers] Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and we’re done.

Sweet Pea: C’mon, I wasn’t that drunk

Fangs: You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important

Sweet Pea: [tearing up] Because you are!

Sweet Pea: I’m over this dumbass school with all of these fake ass people

Jughead: Hey

Sweetpea: Hey

Sweetpea: Fuckin’ bitch

*Sweet Pea and Archie fighting behind the counter*

Fangs: “Can I get a waffle? Can I pLeAsE get a waffle??”

Fangs: Please tell me this is safe

Sweet Pea: This is safe

Fangs: Please tell me this is safe, without lying

Sweet Pea: ...You’re really demanding, you know that

Jughead: Well, in times like this, I live by the words that my father always tells me. 

Jughead: “Fuck off. I’m busy.”

Sweet Pea: [To Jughead] I don’t hate you. I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.

Jughead: Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?

Sweet Pea: Sometimes I whine like a big bitch

Toni: How would you describe your life?

Jughead: Basically when you try to make an omelette, but fuck it up and end up with scrambled eggs, but it’s ok.