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Soup (any pronouns) | Filling in for Clifford Banes
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nianeyna

mom and dad are watch star trek tos and I just overheard an evil alien guy go "escape is impossible... as demonstrated by your Collars of Obedience!" and I'm like waow is there any fanfic trope this show didn't pioneer

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averagefairy

I think it’s so funny how we have to speak to men like preschoolers when it comes to having empathy for women. like hey buddy… I know you think girls are icky :( but remember your mommy? your mommy is a girl! and then they’re like ohhhh… mommy IS a girl.. and I do like mommy… this is starting to come together

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I think before you express any social or political opinion online you should have to say whether or not you believed in the wayfair sex trafficking hoax

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based on some of the testimony we've received it appears that it sucks to be treated as an avatar for your entire gender. that must be really troubling for men specifically

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dabney

We met on Internet Archive in the comment section of a calculator user manual from 1973.

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etirabys

The Lord said, “If I find fifty righteous startups in Silicon Valley, I will spare the whole place for their sake.” Then Abraham spoke up again: “Now that I have been so bold as to speak to the Lord, though I am nothing but dust and ashes, what if the number of the righteous is five less than fifty? Will you destroy the whole city for lack of five startups?” // “If I find forty-five there,” God said, “I will not destroy it.”

… The two venture capitalists arrived at Palo Alto in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. … They did go with him and entered his $0.9m one-bedroom home. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without gluten, and they ate. Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of Silicon Valley—both young and old—surrounded the house. They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can pitch our startups to them.”

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