You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.
Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)
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had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb
you could kill him with the death note now if you wanted to
If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little
I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen
how could yew
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A lute in the shape of Godzilla.
FUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
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they should invent a type of lying face down that doesn't suffocate you
The indoctrination never stops.
Conservatives need a minority target to keep their followers focused/unified on hate. As the followers obsess on hate, their lives/emotions are much easier to manipulate.
Conservatives always vow to restore the country to some distant past that never existed.
It's an endless loop of failure.
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there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement
shewhositsupontheethroneovnibiru
isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism
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Visibly trans people in customer facing retail and food services are braver than any marine and provide a far greater service to society
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fizzfags
is that a bug
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