Offer me a scientific analysis for why Megatron is gorgeous (because i LEGIT had someone tell me hes the worst character so i need FACTS)
well FIRST of all:
speaking of which,
and NEED i remind you,
of course i could never leave out,
so essentially, in closing,
@honestlyjustreallytiredandhorny I feel like you wrote this
Bitch I might have lol
i can never decide how to tag Good Content so please lend your wisdom do you prefer ship name megasound or megawave
assumption: anonymous is referring to shorthand for relationship between self (soundwave, hi) and lord megatron? if so: name ‘megasound’ seems more reasonable, since name ‘megawave’ could refer to lord megatron and any number of other individuals possessing designations including sequence ‘wave’ (shockwave, heatwave, tidal wave, blastwave, airwave, laserwave, microwave, macrowave, do-the-wave, etc)
Ah yes, Sex Appeal…
Offer me a scientific analysis for why Megatron is gorgeous (because i LEGIT had someone tell me hes the worst character so i need FACTS)
well FIRST of all:
speaking of which,
and NEED i remind you,
of course i could never leave out,
so essentially, in closing,
i can never decide how to tag Good Content so please lend your wisdom do you prefer ship name megasound or megawave
assumption: anonymous is referring to shorthand for relationship between self (soundwave, hi) and lord megatron? if so: name ‘megasound’ seems more reasonable, since name ‘megawave’ could refer to lord megatron and any number of other individuals possessing designations including sequence ‘wave’ (shockwave, heatwave, tidal wave, blastwave, airwave, laserwave, microwave, macrowave, do-the-wave, etc)
I suppose you all desire a reward for your loyalty? Though I doubt your loyalty is of much worth, I do seem to be lacking better things to do at the moment.
What do you fleshlings want? I will provide within my abilities.
Legs. And arms. I wanna give dad a hug. Promise I’ll stay out of your lab.
Hm. It is true that you’ve avoided being a nuisance for a while at this point.
I will require @soundgay‘s permission as your legal guardian, however.
soundwave: respects offsprings right to physical autonomy. will allow two (2) of these appendages:
and one (1) set of spring-powered mobility enhancers:
to be attached to frame and fully wired to impulse transmitters, allowing at-will usage of given mechanical functions
Can my grabby arms have elbows and ball and socket shoulder joints? I still gotta hug you properly
(INSERT STOCK AUDIO CLIP OF LONG SIGH).......affirmative
I suppose you all desire a reward for your loyalty? Though I doubt your loyalty is of much worth, I do seem to be lacking better things to do at the moment.
What do you fleshlings want? I will provide within my abilities.
Legs. And arms. I wanna give dad a hug. Promise I’ll stay out of your lab.
Hm. It is true that you’ve avoided being a nuisance for a while at this point.
I will require @soundgay‘s permission as your legal guardian, however.
soundwave: respects offsprings right to physical autonomy. will allow two (2) of these appendages:
and one (1) set of spring-powered mobility enhancers:
to be attached to frame and fully wired to impulse transmitters, allowing at-will usage of given mechanical functions
*rubs fleshy little hands on keyboard* I DEFY YOUR LAWS ROBOT MAN
you say this now, while you still have BLOOD, but you will not be laughing once your day of reckoning arrives
Fool™️. my lack of blood will only make me stronger. YOU HAVE FREED ME FROM MY MORTAL LIMITATIONS!
do not lie to me i know what blood is for. without it you will not be able to extend your limbs by manipulating their local hydrostatic pressure levels. this will render you incapable of most physical motion, and most importantly, using your fleshy little hands to type words on line
im a full blooded italian, i NEVER know when to quit. if i did, my pizza license would be revoked (tho I dont like pizza anyways, so it wouldnt be much of a loss) TASTE MY STUBBORNNESS THRU THIS FLIMSY SCREEN! happy 4th of july btw (i hate fireworks)
Welcome back! How are the googly eyes
if i knew the answer to that question i would be a god in this pitiful realm. alas the several million terabytes of data currently at my disposal are not enough
*renders stated action into reality* :)
Dad gimme a hug pls I missed you
oh very well
):
:)
Soundwave you’re very handsome
true!
*hugs you anyway*
how many times must i inform anons that placing present-tense verb clauses within asterisks does not render stated action into reality
How can I get a hug from you?
oh from ME. well first you must be very small, and also, a bird, and named laserbeak, and
