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Totally Not Yearning

@soulheartthewolf / soulheartthewolf.tumblr.com

Howdy! I'm Wolfy, 24, She/They, Deranged bisexual. Mainly Transformers, Selfship, and One Piece. Messages,Asks, and Submissions are always open for anyone who wants to talk or send me cool stuff. ENJOY!! Icon by the amazing Biffikatti ❤❤
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misgivings

I’m screaming someone DMed me asking for me to help them with their homework

reblog if it’s okay to DM you asking for homework help

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nylaporp

I’ll probably suck but I can do my best! With the power of goggle, anything can happen.

i mean i can sure fuckin try

Go ahead kfkegg

I could probably help with writing stuff, but not much else

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stuckonswan

I’m good at Science history and English. I could prolly figure out math too. Hmu homie

Im happy to help in any subject, Biology is my specialty (especially anatomy)

Don’t ask about geography though… 😧

I tutor for a living and I can answer most high school senior level questions on stuff like science, history, and math so you guys can always ask me for help.

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Made another Applianceformers oc woops.

Her name is Feint and her altmode is a Ninja blender(A brand also fitting of her function lol). She used to be in the Decepticon under an old name “Slash” before an incident happened to her, resulting in her defecting and on the hideout. She rather not talk about her past and tries to forget it.

Despite her small stature, she’s able to fit some nifty gadgets and weapons in her frame. Be it smokebombs, shurikens, retractable blades in her arms, energon goodies, your thumb tacks, and her main weapon: her custom-made chain weapon! She’s athletic, using that to her advantage to misdirect enemies and counterattacking them. Only fights when there’s no other option(Gotta stick to the Ninja rule).

Though she may look cool and reserved, she’s actually shy and gets easily flustered yet she’d try to cover that up by trying to maintain composure(Which failed 50% of the time, and you can tell by the blender blades in her turning on lol). Has trust issues and would take alot of work to earn her trust. She’s caring and compassionate, mostly worries about her friends’ wellbeings, thus serving as their provider and mediator in the middle of conflicts between them. She’s protective and would cut a bitch if anything happens to them(Basically the Mom friend™. Sarcastic and dry-humored. Also nosey asf and would secretly rummage around ppl’s stuff when they’re not looking, only when she’s bored and there’s nothing to do.

@gojitrashqueen I got ‘er done! FINALLY

@rocksinmuffin Great sin mother, another addition to the Applianceformers series! Aaaand maybe the Spouse pile? Lol

She’s so cute! ❤️

A total cutie ❤

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jade-lop

What if, instead of Functionist Universe, the Rod Squad was transported to:

1.    Shattered Glass Universe

2.    Aligned Universe

3.    Live Action Movie Universe

4.    Marvel Transformers Universe

5.    G1 Cartoon Universe

6.    Animated Universe

7.    Unicron Trilogy Universe

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obfuscobble

I love these concepts.  And if transported to Aligned, they totally save Breakdown and reunite him with his conjunx.  I don’t care what universe-splitting shenanigans this may inspire.  It’s been years and I am still sour about Breakdown’s needless demise.

Okay but honestly the winner here would be RodSquadXShatteredGlass so that Rodimus can fight himself with a goatee.

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mechawhatsit

I need to reblog all the hilariously wonderful tags:

  • #live action Optimus being like “is that mmmMMEGATRROOON?!?”
  • #and Mega fleeing for his life like holy fuck this Optimus is like crazy and violent shitshitshitFUCK!!
  • #and yes saving breakdown in Aligned omg!!!
  • #Aligned Optimus meeting Rodimus and first thought is “oh thank Primus the Primacy lives on I am not the lonely last Prime…”
  • #and then rodimus opens his mouth lmao
  • #and so OP is like “oh frick who is this fresh fuc boi”
  • #cartoon g1 versions give everyone first and second hand embarrassment.
  • #Megatron cringes so hard he’s sucked into his own dark matter
  • #Animated tho haha
  • #Ultra Magnus meeting… well… Ultra Magnus.
  • #idw mags is like “holy shit why did you choose this life”
  • #meanwhile everyone in animated thought they were cons at first cuz they’re so big…
  • #but then they get MORE confused when they meet EXcons.
  • #by this time the crew has figured to like… introduce rodimus and Megs last since a new prime can be weird but also?? Autobot Megs??
  • #anyways they’re sitting on the ship but Sentinel is insisting they check out the alien craft
  • #and when they do they find Megs and he’s like
  • #halfheartedly going “no. stop. I can explain.”
  • #and then the whole crew is arrested/detained
  • #and they discover there’s a whole bunch of primes!
  • #but Megs scoffs at them and says they’re all half baked.
  • #I also want him to meet Shockwave and be like “woah what the hell”
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Predacon dramatics

So, here’s an idea, New head cannon if you will.

Predacons do the big cat thing of being overly dramatic to encourage once the hatchlings/sparkling start trying to hunt or stalk. Sparkling pounces on the adult, giant Predacon cries out and will either jump away or just dramatically fall over wheezing As if about to die.

If a normal mech is adopted into the colony? They’ll start doing that to them if the media tries to predacon.

Predacon: “I totally don’t see you stalking me, you are a mighty hunter little ugly predacon…gaaaaah!! I’m hunted! No! It’s getting so dark….!” and flips over, ‘dead’

Hatching: =3!!!!!!!!

Mech: wtf?!?

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Just curious

Reblog if you and your blog is:

  • A safe haven open for people of any gender
  • A safe haven open for people of any race
  • A safe haven open for people of any sexuality
  • A safe haven open for people to be themselves
  • A safe haven open for you to be yourself

Also reblog if you don’t like your safe haven being ruined by bad stuff- hate, discouraging comments, bullying, and other bad things.

*reblogs aggressively*

*breaks the reblog button* 

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reblogged

I need character ideas

I’m writing a multi-chapter fic for after the war in TFP. It will be immediately after the series ends and I will be ignoring Predacons Rising. I have some ideas going around but I need some neutral characters. If you have TF OCs and don’t mind me using them, please send me the ideas and I’ll include them. If you want to add your input to them, I’ll send you the bits they’re involved in and you can make sure that they are still your characters. I only need about 3-5 and I REALLY need one with leadership qualities. Thank you! And if you have any ideas for what you want to see, send them my way and I may try to write them in.

Reblogging bc I have a few but I really want there to be a large neutral faction on post-War Cybertron.

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Hey everyone! Sorry for the not cat post, but I had a really rough day. I was hoping some of you would share some pictures of your cats. It makes me happy seeing how much you all love them!

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welseywelsey

Alfie and his toes 😻

Poe and his belly.

Cleo and Patch cuddling.

This is my baby girl, Evelyn!

Tribble trying to impress lady cats

My baby boy Leo is always ready for a picture lol.

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