Totally Not Yearning

Oh Lord, you better prepare for some motherfucking ANGST!!!

Mtmte Ultra Magnus 💙

- Almost all of her lost things get turned into him and every time she comes to get her stuff Magnus gives her a lecture about her forgetfulness.

- Magnus was already in a depressive mood once she got hurt and finding one of her lost things made that like 10x worse.

- Magnus puts the item by her bed so she will see it as soon as they wake up.

Mtmte Rodimus 🧡

- Rodimus doesn’t think much of her forgetfulness until she gets hurt while trying to look for something.

- Rodimus gets quite sad when he first finds one of her belongings, but that quickly turns to hope and he begins to reassure himself that she’s gonna be alright.

- He carries the item around and keeps it in his room as a way to remind him that she’s ok and she’s gonna wake up one day.

- When She eventually wakes up Roddy will surprise them with the item that she lost before she got hurt.

Mtmte Swerve ❤

- Swerve is also forgetful every so often and most of their stuff gets turned in to Magnus or the Bar so she always stops by in search of her stuff.

- After her injury, he finds some of her stuff and Swerve becomes very depressed and his mind is invaded by the thoughts that despite what everyone says she might never wake up again.

- He keeps it at the bar even though he gets depressed every time he sees it.

- When she does eventually wake up Swerve is fucking ECSTATIC and throws a big welcome back party at the bar with free drinks for the whole night.

Mtmte Rodimus 🧡

- Roddy tries to get them to be less distant and more open with various levels of success.

- He thinks their alt-mode is really cool and if they agree will occasionally just yeet them across a room quills first at an enemy.

- Rodimus is sometimes like “Hey babe can you hold this for me? Thanks!!” And then proceeds to stick whatever he wanted them to hold on their quills.

Mtmte Drift ❤

- Drift is good at telling when they need their space and he makes sure he gives them time to themselves.

- Drift is intrigued by his s/o’s sharp quills and will help them sharpen them if they get dull.

Mtmte Brainstorm 💙

- Brainstorm doesn’t mind how distant they are since it gives him some time to get some work done by himself.

- He finds their alt-mode interesting and Brainstorm can and will try to modify their quills to be more dangerous.

Mtmte Nautica 💜

- Nautica absolutely LOVES their alt-mode she thinks it’s sooo cute!!

- She’s sometimes oblivious to their distant nature, so she has gotten pricked a few times by her s/o when they turn int their alt mode when they want some space.

Mtmte Ultra Magnus 💙

- Magnus thinks her habits are more annoying than creepy.

- Like he’ll be talking about something important and she just starts randomly laughing about something completely unrelated to what he was saying and it annoys him so much.

Mtmte Whirl 💛

- Whirl is very confused at first like, wtf is the human broken??

- Whirl is the most accepting of the human’s weird habits cus hell he’s ten times more crazy and weird than anyone on the ship.

- He imitates her habits at times mostly just to fuck around with her, but he means well.

Mtmte Rodimus ❤

- Roddy thinks it’s weird, but doesn’t think of her any less.

- She scared the shit out of him once when he walked into a room while everyone was asleep and he turned of the lights and she’s just standing there staring blankly while she munches on some cheetos.

- He gets worried when she’s unusually quiet for any reason around cus he thinks he upset her somehow.

You and Swerve were hanging out in the bar drinking a bit too much high grade than you should of. Swerve started his usual rambling which is ten times worse when he’s drunk. He was talking about almost everything, switching topics every few minutes and barely being able to get his words out without drunkenly slurring them. You barely paid attention to half of what he was saying until he said something that caught your interest “ It looks like everyone  on the ship is hookin up lately, Chromedome and Rewind are the cutest couple around, Cyclonus and Tailgate just started dating, and I’m 100% sure Skids as a thing for Nautica.”

As Swerve continued to babble on you began to think about what he said, you liked Swerve for a while now, but you never had the courage to tell him. As you continued to think as if the energon took control of your lips you blurted out “You know Swerve I’ve liked you for quite awhile ya know .” You didn’t even register what you said until Swerve stopped in the middle of one of his many stories and looked at you in surprise. “ Woah wait what did you just say!?”

Well, there’s no turning back now so you might as well confess, “ I really like you Swerve I have for a while now I just haven’t had the courage to tell you” Swerve looked flabbergasted " Wait you really like me that ain't the energon talkin" you giggled at his response "Yes Swerve I really do like you" and with that Swerve.exe stopped working and he fainted out of pure drunken excitement.

I know in my rules say no yandere or abuse, but that’s practically Overlord’s character so I’m gonna make an exception for him.

Mtmte Overlord 💙

- He LOVES how feisty you are and will constantly tease and mess with you because of it.

- Be careful tho if you annoy him on one of his bad days he might break a limb or two to shut you up.

- He still loves you, at least that’s what he says, he just loves you in his own crazy masochistic way.

- Overall it’s a dice roll, sometimes he loves it and teases you back other times both your arms end up broken, but that’s basically what dating Overlord is like tbh.

I’m assuming you want mtmte Drift lol

Mtmte Drift 🖤

- Call you really cheesy names like “sunshine” and “my love”

- Gets you to do yoga and meditation with him. You’re definitely a lot healthier since you started dating him lol.

-He tries to hide his past the best he can. He fears that you’ll look at him differently or even leave him if you find out about his Deadlock days.

- After a while or if someone mentions it he’ll sit you down and tell you about his past and how much he's grown since then.

Mtmte Megatron ❤

- Honestly he gets so flustered he’s not sure what to say when he when he first saw you.

- Even though he’s very flustered but he remains gentlemanly and compliments your outfit.

- He stood by the pool and watched you swim, appreciating your graceful movements.

Mtmte Rodimus 🧡

- The moment he sees you in your bikini he starts flirting and telling dirty jokes the entire time.

-Roddy absolutely nuts when he sees you in a bikini tbh

-Rodimus tries to jump into the pool with you not caring if he sinks to the bottom.

- After his cannonball, there is more water outside of the pool than inside and a pissed of Perceptor who has to find more water to fill a cybertronian sized pool while their in the middle of space.

Mtmte Cygate 💙💜

- Neither of them understands why you’re barely wearing anything to go swimming, but they don’t complain.

- Tailgate finds your bikini adorable and gushes about how cute you look.

- Cyclonus says your bathing suit is impractical, but he’s actually really flustered by it.

- Tailgate sits on the pool’s steps where he can touch(cus he’ll sink if he tried to go any deeper) while you swim around the pool. Cyclonus watches from the sidelines enjoying the company of both of his lovers.