there are new suns

i love sitting in silence and i love saying nothing

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god

my problem with making decisions is that decisions invite judgment and criticism and I cannot handle judgment or criticism. I want to do everything in secret and I don't want to know anyone's thoughts about it

man-coded in the sense that being emotionally vulnerable At All makes me feel like I’m turning inside out and being set on fire

nonchalantly brings up something I’ve been obsessing over for multiple months as if it just occurred to me right at that moment

i only have one braincell and it’s shaped like a pingpong ball that bounces between murderbot and the expanse 

who else out here rockin’ memory problems!!!

I don’t fuckin remember posting this

*through tears* I love. being cringe. *sniffles* and I am unashamed of my interests

procrastination !

i made this for a group chat but i figured i might as well post it here too

Sarah Kolb: what will happen if i put a bunch of terrible annoying Male Protagonist traits into a female protagonist

me: i will answer that for u right now. i will fall in love with her