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two strangers learn to fall in love again

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rachel. 22. iowa.
english major, tv enthusiast, olicity trash.
scorpio, esfj, ravenclaw.
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bob-morley
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ursowhite

iiiiin west philadelphia, born and raised, on the playgroud is where i spent most of my days. longing for angelica, missing my wife. that’s when miss mariah reynolds walked into my life.

#amazing
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jonhdiggle
Flash writers: For our first crossover we're going to come up with a metahuman who controls people's moods specifically so Barry will get pissed and fight with Oliver.
DCEU writers: Batman is going to go ham and try to fucking murder Superman.
MCU writers: We're adapting a comic arc that literally splits the entire superhero community in half and makes them fight each other.
Supergirl writers: Okay so what if... Kara meets Barry and then they get ice cream? And donuts? And then hug and have a friendly race :)
#AMAZING
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hamiltonthemusical
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stephaniebaetriz

He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen, ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighTING FRENCH MEME

LARGE BAGUETTE

IM TAKING THIS COURSE BY THE GRAINS MAKING BREAD TASTE BETTER WITH WHOLE GRAIN

LARGE BAGUETTE!

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lemongrassxsleep

AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL THE TOAST IS POPPING UP WITH CRISPY CRUMB REMAINS - IM!

LARGE BAGUETTE!

WATCH MY SAUTEEING I’M GLAZING I’M GRATING IM-

LARGE BAGUETTE

I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE CRUMBS

LARGE BAGUETTE

I COME BACK WITH MORE BUNS… AND CHIPS AND SO THE SALAD SLIPS

we rendezvous with croissant dough, consolidate their chips

we can bake this bread at yorktown, top it off with seeds but, for this to succeed, there’s something else we need

SMALL HAM MAN

#amazing#hamilton
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reys-skyvvalker-deactivated2020

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

he cheated. on his wife.

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

fave things about this post:

  • the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut
  • calling any founding father a slut
  • the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS
  • that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing
  • Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210
  • 210 slutty, slutty years
  • the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS
  • the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence
  • i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.
  • His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock
  • i barely know who alexander hamilton is
#amazing#210 slutty slutty years#hamilton
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