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im barely on here because im lazy (she/any)
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THE SIGNS WHEN THEY HEAR THEIR FAVORITE SONG:

They start yelling out the lyrics: Aquarius, Aries, Virgo, Taurus, Capricorn, Gemini
They get really hyper and start dancing to it: Leo, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Cancer, Pisces, Libra
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THE SIGNS AS ANIME CLICHES

SCORPIO is THE TRAGICALLY SAD BACKSTORY

CANCER is FUCKING NOSEBLEEDS EVERY SINGLE TIME

ARIES is THE SUPER LONG 5 MINUTE INTRO

CAPRICORN is SOMEHOW ALWAYS MANAGING TO FALL INTO PISCES TITS

VIRGO is DA CHOSEN ONE!!1 WHO SOMEHOW HAD SECRET FUCKING POWERS ALL THEIR LIFE BUT HAD NO IDEA ABOUT IT

SAGITTARIUS is THE ACCIDENTAL PERVERT

LEO is THE TRANSFER STUDENT THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS TO BE A TOTAL BADASS

LIBRA is THE MAIN CHARACTER THAT EATS LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN STARVING ALL THEIR LIFE

AQUARIUS is THE OVER ABUSIVE FEMALE CHARACTER

GEMINI is RANDOM PANTY SHOTS

PISCES is THE CHARACTER WITH THE GIGANTIC PAIR OF BOOBS THAT MANAGE TO DEFY GRAVITY AND BREAK LOGIC

TAURUS is *CLENCHES FIST* THE VERY DETERMINED ONE WHO MUST GET STRONGER

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the signs and what they're always a slut for

Aries: Doritos
Taurus: cute boys and girls
Gemini: television shows
Cancer: memes
Leo: meaningful friendships
Virgo: Chris Evans
Libra: money
Scorpio: French fries
Sagittarius: astrology posts
Capricorn: movies
Aquarius: music
Pisces: small animals
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Me: *listening to Twenty One Pilots for the first time* ehh I don't know the style's a little weird and the singer's voice seems kind of strange I don't know if these guys are gonna do it for me you know
Me 5 months later: *jumps on a table* I-I-I-I GOT A MIGRAINE *kicks vase* AND MY PAIN WILL RANGE FROM UP DOWN AND SIDEWAYS *punches the wall* THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY *jumps off table* CAUSE FRIDAY *runs to the kitchen, turns the stove in high* WILL ALWAYS *grabs pots* BE BETTER THAN SUNDAY *bangs them around* CAUSE SUNDAY'S MY SUICIDE DAY
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Me: *listening to Twenty One Pilots for the first time* ehh I don't know the style's a little weird and the singer's voice seems kind of strange I don't know if these guys are gonna do it for me you know
Me 5 months later: *jumps on a table* I-I-I-I GOT A MIGRAINE *kicks vase* AND MY PAIN WILL RANGE FROM UP DOWN AND SIDEWAYS *punches the wall* THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY *jumps off table* CAUSE FRIDAY *runs to the kitchen, turns the stove in high* WILL ALWAYS *grabs pots* BE BETTER THAN SUNDAY *bangs them around* CAUSE SUNDAY'S MY SUICIDE DAY
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Me at the end of vol 2: we don't really need anymore new characters to focus on
Me at the first sighting of Team ABRN: SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
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Me at the end of vol 2: we don't really need anymore new characters to focus on
Me at the first sighting of Team ABRN: SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
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