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@sorryoutofrice / sorryoutofrice.tumblr.com

im barely on here because im lazy (she/any)
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Character A enters the room looking clean and proper with a grin on their face before Charater B follows with their hair a mess, clothes ruffled, and lipstick covering them  

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Not only are we getting a Black Panther movie next year with this hunk of a man

and this AMAZING costume

and these gorgeous/badass female bodyguards…

… one of which were gloriously foreshadowed by the wonderful model/actress Florence Kasumba in civil war

But we are also getting Lupita Nyong’o as a love interest

dark-skinned black women in an action/fantasy/superhero film…. damn i cant wait for 2017

I’m literally DECEASED

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psydragon

well you already did the bees so... 1, neomerc \o/?

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“Come over here and make me.”

“Aw, shit,” muttered Mercury as he discovered another pair of lose screws in his right leg’s knee joint. The past few weeks had been chock-full of assassinations that he and Emerald had to carry out almost back to back. Although he didn’t mind and in fact enjoyed that he got to go out so much, it left him with very little time for repairs. 

Grabbing hold of a screwdriver, he began to tighten the screws, counting aloud each time he made a full turn. Just as he made sure the first screw was done, his scroll let out a small beep. Reaching for it with his free hand, he turned it on to find a message from Neo waiting for him. 

Keep it down. Unlike you, I like to sleep. 

Smirking, he turned around to see Neo sitting upright in his bed with the blankets just barely covering her bare chest. Without breaking eye contact, he typed a message back to her and smugly hit the send button. 

Come over here and make me. 

Without waiting for a response, he returned to tightening the other screw, quickening his pace as he heard footsteps approach him. Finishing just in time to see Neo approach him from the front, he tossed the screwdriver to the floor and put his hands behind his head, admiring the view before him. 

Returning the smirk with one of her own, Neo closed her eyes as she sat down on his lap and traced both hands up from his chest all the way to around his neck. She then opened her eyes, and Mercury felt his body quiver in excitement as two pink eyes looked at him in hunger. 

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psydragon

46 and bumbleby, please?

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46: “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”

Finally. 

Finally, spring had arrived. With the last remnants of snow gone and the warm sun shining brightly in the sky, Yang couldn’t wait to dust Bumblebee off and take her out for a spin. 

A quiet Sunday morning, she was careful not to wake Blake as she slipped out of their room and took a shower in the guest bathroom to avoid making as much sound as she could. 

Not bothering to dry her hair completely as the excitement within her was too much to contain, she briskly walked her precious motorcycle to the end of their street before starting the engine.

In an instant, the familiar sensation of the engine coming to life beneath her and the sound of it roaring as she revved it was the last straw. She then sped off, letting out a cry of joy as the wind tickled her cheeks and breezed through her hair. 

After a good ride to the other side of town and back, Yang pulled into her neighborhood and was just about to turn a corner until a brightly colored flyer on the community bulletin caught her eye. Making a u-turn, she pulled over to the bulletin and hopped off to take a better look. 

“Community Book Sale Today at the Hearthstone Library,” she read, eyes lighting up as she finished the sentence. Taking an extra flyer, she hopped back on Bumblebee and raced home. 

After parking her bike and closing the garage door behind her, Yang made her way back to the bedroom. She knocked gently. 

“Blake, sweetie?” she asked. Pressing her ear to the door, she heard a faint mumble and the sound of sheets shifting on the bed. Lowering her voice, she opened the door and held up the flyer. “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.” 

With her back against the headboard of their bed and hands tugging at her clothing, she looked up at Yang with pleading eyes. “Yang,” she breathed, cheeks flushed with red, “I need you. Right now.” 

Lying the flyer down on the nearby dresser, Yang pulled off her top and climbed back into bed, allowing Blake to undo her bra. She then did the same for Blake, and with nothing left between them, placed a tender kiss on her lips.

Spring had arrived. 

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“I didn’t want Ed to be a hero to be looked up to, but rather one that everybody could empathize with.”

“Many people who have seen the movie say it encourages them to think about a lot of things.”

The most wonderful thing about FMA 03 is that it does make you contemplate things in life

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aerithisms

oh my god it’s just occurred to me that that was an international broadcast

it’s not just the people in the arena that watched it, practically the entire world saw that fight

the entire world thinks yang xiao long is something she’s not

how isolated and alone must she feel

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the whole world thinks Yang Xiao Long is an awful person. Imagine if that was us watching. Can you imagine all the awful things we’d be saying about Yang right now? And even after Yang is proven innocent- assuming that will happen- it won’t matter. If this were us watching not all of us would let it go. Yang will forever and always be hated by a portion of the world and I think that alone is enough to Ruin her.

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RWBY: Carry Their Bodies ch.1

Team RWBY had never truly known defeat but here defeat was all that surrounded them.

Weiss struggled to her feet, her vision obscured by the blood that flowed down her face and her body screaming in protest as she fought to even breathe. She barely put one foot beneath her before her legs gave out, forcing her to her knees where she sat, helpless. She looked around herself to the fallen forms of Yang and Blake, their bodies broken and bloodied. When she heard movement she looked up to find Ruby standing several feet away, her left arm hanging uselessly at her side and her cloak ripped and torn.

Weiss couldn’t hear what the younger girl was saying but she saw another form beyond her small figure, the large form of the enemy who had done this to them. Weiss tried to call out to her leader, her friend, but her voice was dry and cracked. She saw Ruby look over her shoulder at her as their foe raised a clawed hand. Passed a face caked with her own blood Ruby merely smiled and Weiss watched as the final blow was dealt.

If only that was the end of Weiss’ suffering that day.

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Anonymous asked:

Emercury mermaid au where Mercury catches Emerald the mermaid bc Mercury duh. And emerald is like you had to catch the thief mermaid and you couldnt catch any of the rich ones. Mercury is all like I like this one (I don't think its wise to post this XD)

Emercury or Jaded is a ship I don’t see often so ohmygosh yes. Pirate!Mercury and Mermaid!Emerald. I changed it up a little bit but enjoy~

“Captain Black, there’s something off the horizon!” With strong arms crossed against his chest and a sharp look of confusion crossed over his face, Mercury made his way towards the crow’s nest and leaned an arm against the mast. Gray eyes now focused on the sea, he trailed the horizon until he could see a faint image of what was really there: a girl on a rock?

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