Things are scary.
Maybe you need a soft and gently purring Fancy making big big mashy paws in the air to help you out!
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Reblog her to spread her comforting vibes! Let those crime paws STEAL your sadness! She will reverse-pickpocket some hope into your pants pocket, too!
Life among the neurodivergent:
My Best Friend (who has AuDHD): Sending All The Good Vibes for your place selling soon.
Me (who also has AuDHD); Me too, yo. And then I need an awesome apartment. I think I’ve lost ten pounds just from stimming.
MBF: I totally get that. Ever since I understood that’s what I’ve been doing and therefore have given myself full permission to do it, I feel like I’m in constant motion.
Me: We could get rich - “The ‘Stim Yourself Thin’ Weight loss Program! No gym membership or expensive equipment needed - just a willingness to act neurodivergent and no fucks to give about what other people think!”
Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)
#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)
the wemther brothers
I just got a scam email from “Young Yoder.” Is he building a rap career while on rumspringa?
If you, like me, play a lot of games on your phone, and if you like me, are too cheap to pay for them, you see a lot of ads. If you are, in fact, like me, you have probably seen the ads for Royal Match, in which you are supposed to use your l33t match-3 skills to save King Robert from a never-ending series of highly dangerous situations. I have a couple of reservations about this:
1. This man is a king. How does he not have bodyguards? If his well-trained and loyal staff can’t save him, what the hell am I, an overweight middle-aged woman with the physical fitness of an exhausted potato, supposed to do?
2. No matter how many times he is rescued, he always ends up in another trap. Here is a man with powerful and persistent enemies. As an addiction counselor, I am a caring and compassionate person, but I am not about to put myself in the middle of that. I have my limits.
Also, what the hell kind of inbred-Habsburg-bullshit is this?
This is why you have to be specific when you say “Jesus take the wheel.”
I’m…not sure what I’m supposed to be feeling here. Guilt? Fear? Because Ima tell you what, as much as I love chickens, if a chicken comes at you that shit is PERSONAL. It has become a tiny ball of feathers, claws, and pure hatred that don’t give a shit that you’re 30 times its size. It intends to MURDER you and it will accomplish this goal. At least you can hide from a hungry T-Rex. A chicken will FIND YOU or die trying.
I’ve reblogged this like 8 times and the fucks I don’t give, yall are getting it again.
don't give up
Eartha Kitt as Catwoman - Batman (1967)
This episode where she’s mad she wasn’t invited to the best dressed awards was ludicrous- I mean, look at her!
And thus, the 80s were born.
A conversation with my best friend:
My friend: I heard the other day they unearthed a burial in Japan that contained a sword so huge — 8 feet! — that they thought it was several swords when they first imaged it underground. Then they go digging and find out this is a DEMON SLAYER SWORD that had been buried along with a MYSTIC MIRROR WE NOW HAVE. NO. PUT IT BACK
Me: Some schoolgirl about to level the fuck up.
If the soundtrack for “Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes” doesn’t include “Games Without Frontiers” someone needs to get whupped. #hunger games #ballad of songbirds and snakes #i don’t make the rules
Things are scary.
Maybe you need a soft and gently purring Fancy making big big mashy paws in the air to help you out!
Reblog this to spread the love!
Bringing it back YET AGAIN because it's always needed!
Tomorrow is Sherlock Holmes Day. Don’t forget to put out cocaine (or nicotine patches if you’re all about the new new) tonight.
