So then I said, what's the worst that could happen?

i can’t stop watching this

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GO WHITE BOY GO

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Perfect woman

She’s everything to me

Microscope Song 🔬🦠

(a song i wrote to test out the emvoice virtual singer!)

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After a couple of beers anything is possible...

sam and brennan’s greatest weaknesses (respectively)

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for anyone wondering, this performance is called “Success Isn’t Linear” by Yoann Bourgeois and is possibly one of the most inspiring things i’ve seen in 2022

This guy beefing it in rehearsal for the seventh time that day: It’s fine, success isn’t linear…

this literally made me laugh so hard it shooke my BRAIN

god DAM babey u done stop me in m TRACKS i can smell ur dam FEET from HHHHHHH EEEEEEHEEEHOOHOOO i can smell ur dam FEET from HERE well look me n the patnurs goin down to the levi tpack some LIPS maybe go mudridin how bouchune y HHHHHHHHHHHH fat ass friend hop ina HHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂😂 hop inthe backs HH HHH HHH HEEEEEEE

I might have a new fav elden ring weapon (sound important :))

Another day in the Office

Surrealist humor sure is taking on a new flavor huh

I have finally identified my only two braincells.

In 3d video games at least, objects that clip like this bump around and make so much noise because they are gaining speed as they rapidly cut between being pushed and pulled by the surface's collision box. These objects can possess immense speed even if they look relatively stationary.

Touching the chair may well result in releasing this enormous amount of confined speed into your body, which is a fun way to meet the dev team.

#well now i gotta forever use meet the dev team as a euphamism for dying

Woman murders man in broad daylight

A cooking tutorial

English added by me :)

same this shit rocks