HELLO NEOPIANS!! and neopian-adjacent friends!!

im opening a few slots for circle pose commissions! $20 each! will look like these and come in multiple size options!

message me if you’d like one! ^_^

Oh yeah sure Tavi, I'll help you make tea, whaddya need?

MA'AM!

Hm.

my birthday is on tuesday so please look at my neopets and their government assigned human forms it's all i want

CAPTAIN ALDRIC BEIGN OF MOLTARA HAS A HUSBAND

So just to recap yesterday on Neopets a new plot started which included an entire land going grey and Skarl turning into the definition of a sopping wet meow meow. there was originally a bunch of dialogue on the hub page that was broken and had characters talking to themselves which was then removed less than an hour after it went live. the hub page has the end prize shop visible already, except the prize shop has a bunch of very valuable old items in it so naturally there are a bunch of 1%ers fighting about it on the boards and complaining about how they can't lord items over other players anymore. and to top it all off TNT just dropped this thing on us with no warning

Oh my god that's a nimmo

Giant Omelette Wallets

by JupyPoopy

Neopets discourse is always funny to me because whenever drama starts up 90% of the time it’s over something that’s just objectively really silly

For example, right now there’s neo-billionaires threatening to quit the site over a rare item being released, which wouldn’t be funny except the item in question is a tiny pea wearing a Santa hat

Neopets, but make it Pokemon

Absolutely goddamn obsessed w this pic the creator of neopets sent after trying and failing to push his shitty nft game to the current playerbase

Thanks again, Buzzfeed

my fave neoboard posts

Merry Christmas from this Chocolate Kacheek and yours truly! May the end of this year bring you a truly special holiday season. 🍫🎁💖

Me trying to find a spelling for my neopet’s name that isn’t already taken

your current interests and personality depends singlehandedly on whether u were a neopets kid or a club penguin kid

the alignments:

lawful good: club penguin neutral good: fantage chaotic good: poptropica

lawful neutral: toontown true neutral: marapets chaotic neutral: wizard 101

lawful evil: webkinz neutral evil: gaia online chaotic evil: neopets