I wanted to work on my cosplay wigs so i bought styrofoam heads
But I didn't have anything to put the heads on for stability
So I used an outdoor lamp with an antennae on top, and brought it inside
But then I couldn't reach the top of the lamp
So I had to find a step stool to work on my wig
And then I forgot I was standing on the step stool,
I thought I was stepping onto the floor,
And I fell.
...
But my wig looks great