I turn 28 this month which means I’ll finally be old enough to play a teenager on television
LGBT more like. Let’s Go To Bed. Let’s go bed to. Let’s. It’s bedtime.
every day of having a job is like “well well well if it isn’t the consequences of other people’s actions”
talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver
how does ABBA have so many bangers
ABBA stands for ‘Absolute Bangers Brought Always’
every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item
relationship goal: a relationship
addicted to saying "ill definitely check that out" about things that i will definitely forget to check out
fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule
RIP Tumblr Live, you wont be missed
every time i come home from work i'm like how do people have the energy for kids and relationships. like in the most literal sense. how?
girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level
girl help i'm having creation ideas above my motivation level
girl help I’m having creation ideas above my free time level
Why are you single
I literally don’t leave my house and I don’t talk either
Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.
studio ghibli romances be like mmm what if we didn’t kiss, but instead both spiritually matured as people because we met each other
video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen