This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week
tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario
Australian music industry: "God we wish local music was more popular"
Monkey paw: *curls*
you should really be able to annotate your blocklist on here it's untenable having it all mixed up like this. how am i supposed to know if i blocked this person for writing a smiley emoticon on a day when i was feeling particularly bitter or if it was for reblogging from transmisogynists like i needdd a zotero notes function for this. ik someone already said this but i can't find the post probably because i blocked op for i don't know what reason. because my blocklist isn't annotated
This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible
The raw milk people don’t even know what raw milk is
It's only pasteurisation if a French microbiologist cooks the germs out of it for you, otherwise it's just boiled milk, apparently
I love being in that stage of life where I am excited about wooden spoons and other such homewares.
Omg, I got a mortar and pestle half price… I can’t stop smashing things!!!!
I love being in that stage of life where I am excited about wooden spoons and other such homewares.
having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing
if they want to make ace attorney more believably set in LA they need to include
as a character
I need to see Edgeworth stuck in traffic on I-5 getting angry he keeps seeing his bitter rival 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 on all the billboards. capcom are you listening
there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die
1. Evangelho na Selva (1893), Benedicto Calixto
2. Misionero comido por tigre (1967), Noé León
3. A redenção (2022), Daiara Tukano
Im not ever gonna be over the fact that this dude gave up his fucking face during an assassination bc he was fucking flirting. Service worker pussy has me getting life in prison.
Pages from my watercolour journal, covering my first days in the US, San Francisco to be specific. It’s such a beautiful and inspiring city, so many lovely people. I worry for them and their country. I’d love to go back some day.
feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself
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