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i want to believe in everything you believe

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renn, she/her, 18
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natequarter

if tumblr at large knew the full extent of stuff that goes down in doctor who they'd be calling it the new goncharov but half the stuff happened in like the fucking 60s (before goncharov was filmed) and the other half in obscure out-of-print novels so nobody pays any attention to it

the doctor is merlin king arthur is dead and me i feel also not so good

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nyctosaurid

dr who remains incredibly under appreciated, not as a tv show, but as the 60 year long game of telephone between writers and actors and fanfiction authors and zine makers and douglas adams that it’s become by the sheer gall of trying to keep it going long after everyone involved is dead or retired

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moffat who is just like [the inherent value of stories] [the prettiest production doctor who has ever seen] [fear can make you kind] [epic love story] [canon bisexuals] [another epic love story] [the inherent value of being kind] [genuinely spooky stories] [they didn’t give him a gun they gave him a screwdriver] [and another epic love story] [you make them want to impress you] [the doctor being a professor for over half a century] [companion character arcs that span across three seasons] [halfway out of the dark] [and one more epic love story] and like. yeah. that’s it.

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Ten Doctor Who things you probably didn't know

Ten more Doctor Who things you probably didn't know

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iotaqizm

[image descriptions: 20 screenshots from the Tardis Wiki.

  • The Doctor once had a marmoset thrown at him by a Cun.
  • "My Dalek Lover is a Sex Machine" was a relatively popular song during the Dalek wars.
  • "Cybers[redacted]"and "Dalek dung" are expressions/expletives.
  • Spontaneous human combustion is ten more times likely to happen to a UNIT operative than a normal person.
  • The Doctor does not believe in spontaneous human combustion.
  • The Doctor's house has a computer with a voice interface that can sound like Cary Grant. The front gate says, "Beware of the God". It also houses several cars, including a Mazda and a Mercedes.
  • The Doctor sings a medley of ABBA songs and gurgles "The Star-Spangled Banner" while juggling.
  • The Doctor brews beer in the TARDIS swimming pool and whiskey in the bath.
  • The Doctor buys a copy of Serial Killers Weekly.
  • The Doctor whistles "anything you can do, I can do better" with a small bomb in his mouth.
  • Time Lords occasionally displayed, or referred to, the ability to fly.
  • The Doctor can speak fluent dolphin.
  • There is a character named “Queegvogel Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Seven”
  • It is best (supposedly) to have five arms and five legs when using Venusian aikido.
  • The Doctor has three lumps of LSD-spiked sugar in 1968.
  • The Brigadier is into Buddhism.
  • The Delphon find the surgical removal of limbs to be highly sexually alluring.
  • At the Academy on Gallifrey the Doctor failed practical theology but was highly commended for landscape gardening.
  • The Doctor gives Edi an anachronistic Sainsbury's pie and some rye bread. He runs Doctor Smith's - Pies For All as a cover in London in 1919.
  • He wonders, disconcertingly, if someone else is living in the TARDIS.

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Yet ten more things you didn’t know about Doctor Who (and frankly you were probably better off not?)
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natequarter

[id: ten more screenshots from the tardis wiki.

  • The Doctor bought his beach house in Sydney, Australia, while his house in Kent was being painted.
  • Chris Cwej is around twenty years old. He's well endowed.
  • The Doctor's fridge was stocked with cream cakes, though he no longer remembers why.
  • This is the first appearance of the Doctor's Volkswagen Beetle, which gets parked in the console room.
  • Characters: Mechon 17, Mechon 84, Mechon 179 (list continues with 27 more numbered Mechons).
  • The Doctor and Romana II watch the end of the universe. As the dimensions collapse, the Doctor gives Romana the last Rolo in the universe for St. Valentine's day.
  • Bernice works as a strip club waitress for some of this novel.
  • The Doctor gets rescued by a parachute that designs apple trees in its spare time.
  • God brings a weird yellow dip to parties that no one ever eats.
  • Summary: nd n th yr tw thsnd, the Cybrmn rlsd th cmptr vrs tht dstryd ll th vwls. (And in the year two thousand, the Cybermen released the computer virus that destroyed all the vowels.)

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Two doctor who fans meet by chance and discuss their favourite universe. Neither explicitly mentions an era or an actor, a companion or a writer, a medium or a moment, this is the only way they can walk away happy, without the conversation having devolved into an arguement or a fist fight. They are better for never knowing that at no point were they talking about the same thing, and in fact aggresively disagree with each other about absolutely everything Doctor Who related (except of course the most recent season, naturally they both hated that, but would never have agreed on why)

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you ever think about the rtd1? it's rusting spaceships and tangles wires. Cardiff Warf. that warm glow. Overcoats. cluttered apartments and 2000s fashion. its mascara and camp in just the right way for people to forget it. it's roses smile and donna's hoop earings. it's all the different shades of brown and that one shade of blue. it's watching the stars in the backyard with a thermos of tea. its the practical effect aliens. the coral tardis bathed in green light. its vworping/ its the history in the doctor's eyes and the way you know this man has a family. he's your best friend and your dad and you know the doctor is going to protect you. it's snow on Christmas eve. it's about being a solider in a war, any war, because it's always the same. it's downing street and those london houses layouts in every era they go to with the doors with windows at the top and staircase being the first thing on the right. it's the desperation in the doctors voice when he talks to the daleks. it's old, not ancient, but old and cobbled together. it is hope. it Is always hope.

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