“can i see you again” is such a sweet thing to say

You distract yourself so you don't think about the bad stuff:

Pisces Aries Gemini Leo Aquarius

u dont understand how disappointed i am that this dog didnt appear on my dash this year and how hard i tried to find a post that included both pictures

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

#notmypresident

You truly are incorruptible, aren’t you? You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

The Dark Knight (2008) dir. Christopher Nolan

This bass line is ridiculous.

somebody tell steve to holla @ me

there is not one ugly person in this video

Agreed ^

somebody tell syd to holla @ me