In a briefing

Peter: I dont like living in the city cuz I'm scared of parallel parking

Stephen: Just take the train

Peter: how am I supposed to parallel park a train?

Tony, who hasn't slept in three days:

Peter parker meets thor

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

Peter on his way to do said dumb shit:

Someone draw this please

Bucky is using his metal arm to spin the teacup at the speed of sound, Peter is probably going to fly out and Shuri just keeps chanting “Faster!”

THIS I LOVE WOW

I’m currently cracking the fuck up omg this is hilarious

The hat

YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND [RIGHT ROUND] WHEN YOU GO DOWN WHEN YOU GO DOWN DOWN

Spider-Man: Far From Home + text posts

Just so some of y’all know, this is not the actors or Marvel or Sony promoting the movie. This is them being the nicest people ever. They’ve talked about this. Tom started this habit of visiting every children’s hospital in the cities they film at ever since Homecoming. He would ask permission to borrow the suit and go on his own. No one was filming. Then Zendaya started going with him cuz she thought it was an awesome idea and then cameramen started also going. No one asked them to go. Jake Gyllenhaal then said recently that when he heard about this tradition, he had the need to do it too cuz it was the most amazing thing he’d heard of. Most of these visits weren’t even recorded. They’re just nice people wanting to make children happy and it’s so pure. There was even a clip of Tom crying afterward but I’m glad it was cut off cuz I did feel like they were invading his privacy there. And honestly, even if more actors from different franchises started doing this for publicity I wouldn’t care cuz they’re still making these children happy and fulfilling their dreams.

Spider-Man: Far From Home interviews but its only yelling and chaotic energy

I’m a sucker for characters who see troubled kids in dangerous situations and basically go “they need parents, guess that’s me now”

i meme away the pain

There is no argument, this scene is the best thing that infinity war has given us