How you go alone in the elevator
How enemies go in the elevator
How the boss and the employee go in the elevator
How friends go in the elevator
.
.
.
How Steve and Bucky go in the elevator
+bonus
How Steve can't wait for the elevator when Bucky is in danger
He has been in so many elevators so he knows what's going on 😌
IM WHEEZING!
Dad: *doesn’t want a dog*
Family:*gets dog anyway*
Dad and the dog:
Someone draw this please
Bucky is using his metal arm to spin the teacup at the speed of sound, Peter is probably going to fly out and Shuri just keeps chanting “Faster!”
THIS I LOVE WOW
I’m currently cracking the fuck up omg this is hilarious
The hat
YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND [RIGHT ROUND] WHEN YOU GO DOWN WHEN YOU GO DOWN DOWN
peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)
thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki
loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.
drax: [really bad joke]
peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you
drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!
peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you
t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish
Peter parker, jumping in front of steve: i would die for you mr. rodgers
Steven Grant Rodgers, a known idiot, somersaulting over peter: not if i die for you first
Peter Parker, one night over dinner: I would die for you aunt may
Aunt May, a worried mess and 100% done with this shit: not if you’re grounded for life you won’t
Peter Parker, out of the blue: I would die for you
Bucky, tired: oh not this again
peter has spider senses
bucky has steve senses
for example:
peter: *feels something* ah shit aliens
bucky: *feels something* ah shit steve’s doing something stupid again
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you:
Looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll:
Looks like he can kill and would actually kill you:
Looks like a cinnamon roll, is an actual cinnamon roll:
Can (and probably will) die from choking on a cinnamon roll:
it’s has been six years and I still can’t stop laughing at this
