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Just realized that popcorn balls are rice crispy treats made with popcorn 🍿.

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When the only souvenir you get from Disneyland is covid. 😔😔

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This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

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I got a deal from Starbucks that if I mobile order something I'll get 150 ⭐. I thought why not, went to order and my Starbucks had mobile orders turned off, so I took that as a sign I didn't need any Starbucks today.

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The first time in forever I go to walk along the promenade and there is some sort of running event happening 🤦

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I had an long post but I lost it, still haven't figured out how to logout 🤷

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I'm on my phone and I can't figure out how to logout of my account 🙃

As in I login on my phone to read an epilogue of a fanfic because Tumblr wouldn't let me read the whole post without doing so and now I don't know how to logout 🙃

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I'm on my phone and I can't figure out how to logout of my account 🙃

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People on twitter are always like 'there's still people on tumblr?'... As if Twitter wasn't full of stolen text posts, gifs and art originally posted here

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They think that they’re doing an archeological dig but really they’re just walking into our houses picking up random stuff and saying “Wow, what a beautiful post! Shame that the people who made it died a long time ago :(((” While we stare at them from our dinner tables

@transgirl-link this was too fuckin funny to leave in the notes

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