Short Prompt #1273

"I've always had a soft spot for you..." the villain trailed off with a sigh. "Clearly, that has been a mistake."

The sidekick shook beneath their gaze, hardly able to move in their restraints. "V-Villain, I swear it wasn't me! Y-You have to believe me!"

"I don't have to do anything," Villain scoffed, leaning down to their apprentice's level. "But I will do something."

Sidekick squirmed anxiously under their mentor's gaze as the villain growled, "I will find out who the fuck stole my lunch."

Short Prompt #1191

CW: gore mention.

"So, what should we do for Valentine's Day?" the villain pondered out loud, turning their swivel chair in circles. "I was thinking I could carve out Hero's heart and serve it to Supervillain on a silver platter..."

"C'mon now, boss. You can do better than that!" the henchman piped up from the side, gaining Villain's attention. "Why stop at Hero? Go all the way! Get them Superhero's heart!"

The villain paused, a thoughtful expression overtaking their face. "You know what Henchman...? I think you're right!"

Short Prompt #1145

“You just love embarrassing me, don’t you?” The villain muttered under their breath, massaging their aching temple as they walked hand-in-hand with Supervillain.

The other smirked. “I have to make this night entertaining one way or another.”

Short Prompt #1114

“My desire to skewer you can barely be contained at this point,” The villain said with a twitching eyelid. Their nails were digging into the arms of their chair.

The henchman desperately ignored the sweat going down their back. “...But it is contained.”

Short Prompt #1083

"Are we done here?" The villain asked, tapping their foot impatiently. "I've got a date at eight."

The henchman sighed. "Yes, boss. I'm well aware we're going to be late for our dinner-."

Short Prompt #1063

“You wouldn’t happen to have a minute, would you, boss?” The henchman asked, popping their head into the room.

The villain sighed from amidst their mountain of paperwork. “Depends if whatever you want is less boring than all of this.”

Short Prompt #1035

"Boss, I know I'm not the most… v-valuable asset under your command, but I swear I can get this done," The villain claimed, silently cursing themself for the nervous stutter they showed.

The supervillain watched them with a steel gaze. "Can you?"

Short Prompt #1023

“Dude, just take a quick peek. It’ll be fine!” First Henchman whisper-hissed at the other, urging him to move.

“If you’re so sure then why don’t you do it?!” The second henchman questioned them, butting heads as unnoticed footsteps approached them both.

“And just what are you two doing here?”

Short Prompt #914

"Sooo…, what's the plan?" Henchman asked, leaning back in their chair, balancing on its back legs.

Villain grabbed their chair and pulled them backward, making them fall to the floor with a yell. "First, stop playing with my furniture."

Short Prompt #913

"You're an idiot." The supervillain hissed, slamming their boot down on Villain's hand as they scrambled to hang onto the rooftop's edge.

"You actually thought we were partners. Honestly, you never fail to amaze, huh?"

Short Prompt #905

"I'm going out to get food. You want anything?" The right hand asked, grabbing their keys and pausing to look at the villain.

"The souls of my enemies." Villain grumbled, swaddled in blankets.

Right Hand snorted. "You can get those yourself when you're not bedridden."