Communism

this got too real

Describe your perfect date in detail.

ideal date: it happens

What is my perfect date? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

black mamas DO NOT play. 😩🙌🏾✨

👏👏👏👏

so in one of my classes we were making moodboards, just pieces of paper with magazine cutouts that represent us pasted all over them and this guy i’ve never talked to leans over and he’s like ‘you’re gay, right’ and i’m like ‘…sort of?’ and he silently handed me a cutout of ellen degeneres and went back to his work

chaotic good

LMFAO

she need some milk

he peed on the laptop

Originally posted by apotterthing

I’ve never seen anyone reach as much as Hillary

👀<=== Rollin em

REACH

Bitch said “raw peppers”. Is that what she really think black folk doing? Eating raw peppers?

lets call her Hillareach Clinton 

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Um guys Hillary Clinton’s love of hot sauce is well documented and goes way back. Like from an article about what they ate in the white house in the 90s it says that she had 100 different kinds of hot sauce and she’s really big into chili peppers and eats raw jalapenos 

So it may or may not be what she thinks black people are doing but it’s definitely what she’s doing.

this is not a new thing

she is just really really into peppers

OK me pulling receipts for Hillary’s love of spicy food is like the least weird thing to happen in 2016, but I’ve found some more: but here’s her belief in eating raw peppers as of 2008 and here is her always bringing Tabasco sauce on official trips 

And here is a slate article pointing out that if she predicted this particular Beyonce song that far back and started carrying hot sauce so that she could try and seem cool twenty years later then she should be president based on her foresight alone. 

hillary hot sauce receipts

The text that saved me from being found in the kitchen with no pants on

WOW!!!

When even members of your own party are saying “Anyone but you”.

Evil villains joining forces with the heroes to take down the evilest of evil villains, 

if you’re going to make fake tweets at least make them less than 140 characters lol

I was born to see this video

Oh my god

When you drunk as fuck but your homie got you .

Omg Omg Omg

Oh my god

me too

Omg