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Back in March we learned that singer/actress Zendaya landed a lead role in Spider-Man: Homecoming, and now we know exactly who she’s playing. It’s a big one!
Zendaya will be playing long-time Spider-Man love interest Mary Jane Watson in next summer’s Spider-Man: Homecoming, according to multiple sources at TheWrap.
Aries: “I look spooky but I’m really nice!”
Taurus: “Come through!”
Gemini: “Come on natch!”
Cancer: “I’m polish remover, bitch"
Leo: “Gurl look how orange you fucking look!“
Virgo: “Go back to party city where you belong!”
Libra: “I look fucking cool!”
Scorpio: “Hiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!“
Sagittarius: “How is she though?”
Capricorn: *Tongue pop*
Aquarius: “Absolutely!”
Pisces: “Not today Satan!“
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David Bowie, by Chris Walter
i swear to the death of me, Ultraviolence will always be my favorite album and era of lana’s
Harry Styles in Gucci // 2015
Eggnog latte from starbucks gets a yes from me.
Robert plant became Remus' style icon 7th year. He walked into the common room one afternoon in September, auburn hair falling just past his shoulders (he got a perm) and wearing bellbottoms so tight sirius claimed he could literally see the outline of his balls (he didnt complain). But it was the half open button down revealing his scrawny (yet toned) scar ridden chest that really sent him over the edge. that night they blasted houses of holy so no one could hear what was going on in their room
Ok but someone tell me why Harry didn’t grow up to be the best Defense Against Dark Arts professor Hogwarts has ever known
RIGHT??? what is up with this he becomes an auror crap?? Harry would have loved being a teacher and watching his students improve throughout the years. Revamping the curriculum because if he could teach kids as a child himself how to cast a patronus, perhaps everything they think of as only NEWTs levels and beyond really just weren’t taught well before.
Making him become an auror just makes him continue the fight he was forced into as a child and didn’t enjoy, Harry enjoyed teaching the DA. Why wouldn’t he chase after doing something he loves with his life????? And then he’d be able to train the next generation to make sure that they can protect the world, too.
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YES. I can just picture Professors Potter and Longbottom joking about students and the other teachers during meals, playing mini pranks on Headmistress McGonagall, who’d purse her lips and remind them that they were adults, then look away before they could catch the twinkle in her eye. All the students would either have a massive crush on them or admire them or both. Harry is the only teacher capable of taming Teddy (who became known as the prank king, comparable to the Weasley’s twins) and eventually James, Al, and Lily. He develops connections with each of his students and teaches them according to the way he’s noticed they learn best and his classroom becomes a usual hangout for students, as he’s always got food and a “lame dad joke” that everyone secretly loves.
I could go on, but I have to stop myself before I get too into this.
Okay, this now officially drives me nuts because this would have made SO MUCH SENSE. And not only because of Harry’s temperament. Yes, he would have LOVED teaching DADA, but do you know who else wanted to teach DADA? Tom Riddle. Voldemort cursed the position so no one could stay for over a year, and Rowling said that the curse broke upon his death. It would have brought the Prophecy’s plot line to full circle, because it shouldn’t have been anyone other than Harry who became the first un-cursed DADA professor. It would have been just another part Harry vanquished.
And how important would it be to the students as well, and to him being able to progress with a comfortable, normal life? Because every witch/ wizard in the UK goes through Hogwarts. The first year after the war, he starts, and the students all come home at Christmas or in the summer and their parents are all ‘WOW you’ve been taught by HARRY POTTER what was he like?” And all these students who are totally over it already like “I don’t know, just… he’s just Professor Potter. He’s just Harry. He makes shit jokes and hands out chocolate in lessons. He’s just a really great guy.” And over the years it stops being people yelling ‘The Chosen One’ or ‘The Boy Who Lived’ in the streets. He goes in to Diagon Alley with his family and everyone’s like ‘Oh my god, Sir! Hi! Look, it’s Professor Potter!’ And no-one wants to know how it felt to die or what vanquishing Voldemort was like- they want to tell him how their doing, and chat with him about how they want to go into the Aurors or Dragon taming, or what they’re doing now. They want one of their favourite teachers to meet their kids, reminisce about old lessons.
But of course, everyone still knows it’s Harry Potter. And it becomes like a thing among the students, whenever anyone feels low on confidence or like they’ll never achieve things in life, and someone’ll cut in like ‘Of course you can. Harry defeated the greatest Dark Wizard in memory, and he’s a massive dork who’s a little bit frightened of his wife and kids, still trips over the trick step, didn’t get the date he wanted to the Yule Ball and spills pumpkin juice all over his robes regularly. He’s human just like you, and if he could do that, you can sure as hell make the DMLE if that’s what you want.”
Like Harry and Neville being constant reminders to all their students that heroes are just people- just real, normal, faulty people. (And then can we also have Ginny Weasley, taking some time off from playing professional Quidditch so she comes to do a few years as the flying coach. And her first year Harry goes down to the pitch with a few of the 7th years he has under his wing, and Ginny being, as always, vaguely terrifying but in an incredibly attractive way. And all these 7th years just gaping at her like ‘Woah. You are married to her?!” And Harry just massively smug like ‘Yeah, I know right?’)
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i got a job as a catsitter today i have so many plans
I just got so fucking happyyyyyy loookk at themmmmsszzzz 😊😊😊😊
Listening to Blue Neighbourhood is so great because it feels like stepping into an alternate world where nothing can hurt you
Someone on Facebook suggested Lea Salonga as Eliza Schuyler and tbh yea
Marauders Era’ Fan Cast: Willy Cartier as Sirius Black
It’s been 14 years, and still not a day goes by that I don’t miss your dad.
remus took sirius to lush for the first time
(remus has dream cream and the lush canvas bag, sirius has twilight)
I want a short story on Fred and George staring at this blank piece of paper and trying to figure out why Filch would label it “Dangerous”. Then I want them going through every possible variation of “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” before actually hitting the right words.
Example: “I promise I’m gonna fuck shit up.”
Mr. Moony would like to ask Messrs. Weasley why they think such foul language is necessary to accomplish mischief.
Mr. Wormtail would like to inform Messrs. Weasley that they are getting warmer.
Mr. Padfoot would like to high five Messrs. Weasley.
Mr. Prongs would like to have a pint with Messrs. Weasley as they seem just like his kind of people. As long as they solemnly swear it.
