so i was at the library and i heard this dude go “JAKE I LOVE YOU NO HOMO THO” the guy across him stares at him for thirty seconds before saying, deadpan, “tony we’re literally dating” all i can think is imagine your otp
OTP since 1200 BC
Patroclus and Achilles
Obama and Michelle
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This puppy has such big dreams, I just know it.
In their eyes I see you, Alexander I see you every time.
headcanons for jily's relationship quirks?
- Lilycan’t cook and James, being a former rich bitch, knows nothing about food sothey get muggle takeout all the time and know each other’s regular orders offby heart.
- Jamesnever cleans his glasses so every once and a while Lily takes them off hisface, sighs, and cleans them with her shirt while he grins.
- He’sactually started not cleaning them on purpose so she’ll do this but don’t tellher.
- Shesleeps on the left and he sleeps on the right.
- Heplants flowers for her outside because her mother loved gardening and they alldie because he keeps forgetting to water them but she loves him for it anyway.
- Sometimesshe wears his old Quidditch Jersey and James will be drinking tea in thekitchen and then Lily walks in and bam hedrops his cup.
- He’sconfused as fuck by her muggle curler and has a secret ambition of one dayusing it. She knows this and leaves it in all these random places where he’ssure to see it, and then hides behind the furniture hoping that she’ll catchhim trying to play with it and then get to tell Sirius.
- Theyhave movie nights but they’re really just a lily-i-bet-i-could-catch-that-piece-of-popcorn-in-my-mouth-just-try-menights
- Helikes the smell of her perfume so she wears it a lot
- Shedances to records while he leans against the table and laughs because heactually married this weirdo and god he loves her a lot
The droid we seek is aboard the Millennium Falcon, in the hands of your father, Han…Solo.
Oscar Isaac photographed by Nathaniel Goldberg for GQ Magazine.
Robert plant became Remus' style icon 7th year. He walked into the common room one afternoon in September, auburn hair falling just past his shoulders (he got a perm) and wearing bellbottoms so tight sirius claimed he could literally see the outline of his balls (he didnt complain). But it was the half open button down revealing his scrawny (yet toned) scar ridden chest that really sent him over the edge. that night they blasted houses of holy so no one could hear what was going on in their room
- listen
- poor lil Remus
- he’s tried so many fashion trends.
- when he was really young, he tried to Beatles bowl cut
- yikes
- he tried the Freddie Mercury mustache in 1980
- before he got the perm, he had hair that resembled Jim Morrison’s
- Remus always thought Sirius pulled that haircut off better though
- THE CLOTHES OH DEAR GOD
- he’s tried crop tops and bell bottoms and big collared shirts
- but the perm and really low cut shirts and tight pants was by far the best
- ask Remus about it in 1995, and he’ll say he regrets it
When ya have to write a gore scene and you end up triggering yourself lmao