me: clowns are everywhere. vine is gone. what next 2016. its almost november. what do you got for me 2016 2016: uhhh *flips through file cabinet marked “WEIRD ABSURD SHIT”* uhhh… y’know the president of South korea ? park geun hye? me: yeah 2016: fuck you, now she is secretly controlled by a pagan cult

I have this headcanon that during Ginny’s first game with the Harpies, the other team’s asshole keeper made a snide remark about her ass or how she only got on the team because she’s dating Harry and she threw the Quaffle at him so hard that he fell through the hoop and that’s how she scored her first professional goal Harry, Ron, and George were crying they were laughing so hard in the stands

Everyone with they read receipt off is shady

In 9 days our world will look like this

the only thing stopping you all from dressing like this is your own goddamn cowardice

harry potter is biracial and bisexual and i think that’s beautiful