#Your Friendly Neighbourhood Therapist

Bruce “please do not perceive me” Wayne in THE BATMAN (2022)

went into the batman a bisexual woman, came out of the batman a ✨bisexual✨ woman

Jeff Lee Johnson's paintings. The more you stare the more you see.

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

oompa loompa doopity dare

the court finds you breached your duty of care

oompa loompa doopity disk

that’s what the courts call assumption of risk

oompa loompa doopity do

only a partial judgment for you

Oompa loompa doopity doubt,

The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…

(SLAM) (SLAM)

THROWNITY OUT!

i really feel like i deserve a rockstar boyfriend

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

What about the Q?

Lets Go Bite Throats Queens

That one time when Henry Rollins took аcid because his bandmate said that he was an аsshоle and it would help.

*Takes ayahuasca to get away from it all* we’ve been trying to u reach u about ur cars extended warranty

After listening to over 200 LPOTL episodes in like a week this is what I’ve absorbed

Guy Picciotto (born 17 Sept. 1965)