Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here

harry dubois does do numbers on here. i see him on my dash like several times a day

NO

zeta gundam is kind of like that fairly odd parents episode where timmy wishes his parents would let him eat candy for all his meals except like instead of candy it's radical political ideology and instead of making his parents cold and uncaring, which they already are, it makes them dead

stop talking about chappell roan and start talking about medabots

stop talking about chappell roan and start talking about zoids

what’s your favorite zoid mines blade liger

i like clear death saurer because he is a t rex which is awesome and also transparent like a ps2 controller

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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There's a way to remove it~

Go into the power shell

then paste in:

reg add HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsCopilot /v "TurnOffWindowsCopilot" /t REG_DWORD /f /d 1

like this

Then restart. Also here is how to turn off the awful search suggestions:

incase anyone didnt know there's some great free software to handle disabling windows bloatware without needing to mess with the command line

these are a mandatory part of every windows install for me. been using them for years and it's such a lifesaver

this passes peer review because it's not American exceptionalism that makes it so Johnny wins, it's the fact that in this type of story the devil always loses. Scandinavian folklore in particular has a whole subgenre of folklore that's just "the devil fucked around and now he's finding out" where ordinary people kick his ass on the regular.

you know the drill, op disabled reblogs etc etc etc

Lovecraft wrote down all the ideas that came to him to do something with later and there are some real bangers in there

it's still driving me a little crazy that we have two astronauts stranded on the international space station. financial times says that NASA wants spacex to take them home in february next year so the eight day mission is now an eight month mission because Boeing fucked up

horror movie plot cause what if one goes mad and declares himself the king of space so nasa tells the other one “yo man you gotta kill his ass he can’t be king of space” and then they have a dramatic final showdown on the space station as it comes crashing down to earth

wouldn’t that be fucked up or what

Digital Monsters

Pokemon

Player: "I throw ball and have a percent chance to capture a new friend depending on their heath and what pokeball i use :D

Digimon

Player:"I scan digimon so i can make digitize myself a new friend :D"

Shin megami Tensei

Demon: YOU WISH TO HAVE ME JOIN THINE RANKS? PROVIDE THEE 18000 MACCA THEN I SHALL THINK ABOUT JOINING HEATHEN. Player: ok(broke noises), i am now broke. Demon: THY FACE OFFENDS MY BLOODLINE, PROVIDE ME YOUR 3/4THS OF YOUR HEALTH. Player: ok(pain noises), my bones do not exist anymore. Demon: PROVIDE ME WITH THAT ONE ITEM THAT BARELY APPEARS AND TAKES HOURS TO GET MORE THAN 6. Player: ok(despair noises), didnt need full health and mana anywa- Demon: YOUR BITCHNESS IS AN OFFENSE TO LIFE ITSSELF, SOLVE THIS EQUATION AND I MAY FORGIVE YOUR EXISTENCE.

Player: 725/2pi Demon: YOU ARE CORRECT. Player: :D Demon: .........YOU THINK YOUR SO SMART DONT YOU >:< Player: D: Demon: I SHANT JOINETH THE RANKS OF A NERD SUCH AS YOU. PERISH,(prepares mamudoon)

OH OK SO APPARENTLY ONE OF THE PLANNERS FOR MEGA MAN X2 JUST CASUALLY CONFIRMED THEY WERE ORIGINALLY GONNA MAKE ZERO AN UPGRADED VERSION OF ROLL?!

WHAT

nonono, you misunderstand

Zero wasn’t gonna be a girl

Zero was gonna be transgender

kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'

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glad we're all on the same page