Din: “You expect me to search the galaxy for the home of this creature and deliver it to a race of enemy sorcerers?”
Din 5 years later, fiddling with his kyber pendant: Miss husband :(
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Bob’s Burgers, Season 4, Episode 11: Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial
You can’t tell me this didn’t happen.
[“I like your switch!”]
Din: “Thank you.”
Luke: “I have a name.”
Not to fully canonize the Sequel Trilogy in my DinLuke delusions, but if The Force Awakens was basically a modern remix of A New Hope, I’m imagining how funny it would be if the trend continued and we had a Bespin Landing-esque scene in The Last Jedi with Luke and *his* ex.
Luke, pausing from duct-taping the Falcon together: “Wait, is that Concordia?”
Rey & Finn: “…..yes?”
Luke: “I have a plan.”
Luke: “NO, I don’t have a landing permit, but could you please let me reach The Mand‘alor?”
Concordia: [Who is this???]
Luke: “Someone who was *this* close to being alo’riduur if I didn’t ship off his son in an X-wing.”
#star wars#the mandalorian#dinluke#star wars incorrect quotes#sw incorrect quotes#Din Djarin storming out onto the landing bay dressed in regal furs armor polished to a mirror-like shine darksaber clipped to his hip#Luke holding up a boombox: “I MADE SOME MISTAKES.”#Rey trying not to die laughing and Finn force-willing himself to melt into the floor#old men being idiots
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luke definitely at some point on hoth: (holding two rolls next to his head) haha look leia we're twins
Leia: *changes her hairstyle to a crown-braid, thinking she’s finally free of Luke’s bullshit*
Luke: *charging in with a loaf of challah* “LEIA-”
Din: *handing Ben a vibroblade* “If you’re ever pinned down, stab your enemy here in the thigh. They’ll bleed out in seconds.”
Han: “The hell are you teaching my son??? Just shoot ‘em with a blaster, kid. It’s cleaner.”
Luke: “You two are barbaric. Ben, show them your katas, please.”
#Ben waddling back to Leia with a shiv a gun and a laser sword with the safety turned off#“look what dad and uncles Luke and Din gave me mom:)”#leia: “that’s very nice sweetie now where are they :)))))))”#star wars#the mandalorian#luke skywalker#din djarin#han solo#Ben solo#incorrect quotes#sw incorrect quotes#star wars incorrect quotes
Luke: *sends Din a snap of himself pointing his lightsaber at the camera at 3AM Standard* [why r u up]
Din: *posing with the Darksaber* [Why are you?]
Luke: “For the last time, I’m a Jedi, not a wizard.”
Din: “But you make things float.”
Luke: “Yes. With the Force.”
Din: “And you’re literally wearing wizard robes.”
Luke: “I get cold okay :(“
#star wars#the mandalorian#luke skywalker#din djarin#dinluke#incorrect quotes#sw incorrect quotes#Luke 100% gets cold easily#Din fights literal battles for his riduur but the bravest thing he does is let Luke warm his ice-cold feet on his tummy#Mhi me’dinui an / we will share all#so gimmie some of your body heat cyare
Din: “-And then I baited the Krayt Dragon into swallowing a bantha loaded with explosives. It swallowed me with it, armor and all, and I blew it up from the inside.”
Ben: “THAT’S SO COOL!!!”
Han: “Yeah that’s ‘cool’, but have you ever heard of your old man doing the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs?”
Ben: “Yeah, I know dad.”
Han: “I outran a giant squid.”
Ben: “Okay dad.”
#star wars#the mandalorian#din djarin#Han solo#Ben solo#star wars incorrect quotes#sw incorrect quotes#the girls are fighting#Mandalorians out here ruining Han’s entire life#first he gets put in carbon freeze for a year and now his brother-in-law’s tin-can husband is out-dadding his son#can’t have shit in Chandrila#implied dinluke#because I’m trash