Din: “-And then I baited the Krayt Dragon into swallowing a bantha loaded with explosives. It swallowed me with it, armor and all, and I blew it up from the inside.”
Ben: “THAT’S SO COOL!!!”
Han: “Yeah that’s ‘cool’, but have you ever heard of your old man doing the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs?”
Ben: “Yeah, I know dad.”
Han: “I outran a giant squid.”
Ben: “Okay dad.”
#star wars#the mandalorian#din djarin#Han solo#Ben solo#star wars incorrect quotes#sw incorrect quotes#the girls are fighting#Mandalorians out here ruining Han’s entire life#first he gets put in carbon freeze for a year and now his brother-in-law’s tin-can husband is out-dadding his son#can’t have shit in Chandrila#implied dinluke#because I’m trash