I’ve seen what’s inside me. The demon that reared its ugly head that day. […] I’ve always known there are demons that live inside people. And now I know there is one in me.

Stupid meets Stupid

this happened offscreen in turnabout storyteller

the great ace attorney: investigations

Stupid meets Stupid

I believe in shorter hair supremacy.

SOMEONE ASKED ME WHAT BRUSH I WAS USING

Edgeworth, the man who uses casual/impolite speech -suru to talk to almost everyone (including the judges, people of higher status, ambassadors), occasionally uses keigo when he talks to Ema, who compared to other people Edgeworth has interacted with is just an ordinary schoolgirl that happens to be his old boss's younger sister.

What is keigo:

How unusually polite Edgeworth is to Ema is massively underrated.

Blackdot content that I deserve

Warning: implied conversations about suicidal thoughts

courtroom drama

godot is my favorite prosecutor because he was a challenge for phoenix not because he was smart and made good arguments, but because he just straight up bullshitted through every case. nothing he said made sense. everything he said made sense. he was ridiculous. he was scary as hell

he said the most nonsense shit ever and the judge was like "uh...... what's your rebuttal mr wright" and they had to go along because no one wanted to admit they didn't understand him

LISTEN TO ME GODOT WAS BASELINE SMART TO BE A PROSECUTOR AND THE ONLY REASON EVERYONE WAS LIKE oooo godot is so scary ooo WAS CAUSE NOBODY KNEW WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS ON ABOUT THIS MAN WAS JUST THERE REEKING OF COFFEE LIKE hm. i will cause problems on purpose

godot: you know if they were two astronauts on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what, trite

phoenix:...

judge: well mr wright. would it be fucked up

godot could singlehandedly convince judge and jury goldfish crackers were the murder weapon WHEN THERE'S VERY CLEARLY A BLOODY SWORD WITH THE VICTIM'S BLOOD ON IT simply because he said the words big and fast enough and nobody understood past the second word and nobody wants to look stupid so they just go hm yeah seems legit, what's your counter phoenix?

he's never lost a case because he's never had one before phoenix he is the funniest man ever created

godot was specifically crafted as karmic justice for phoenix to make him experience what it was like to go against him

malmal photo study (ft herlock)

sister, sister

the UR-1 incident

lmao i remember finishing aa3 and making timeskip pearl ideas in my head

Cloak thief !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its very important in ace attorney that every lawyer has their funny little girl, and i hope you all understand the phoenix was mia's funny little girl