“SOMEONE FINALLY SHOT THE PUCK”

Me:

I am already tired

barzy’s about to retire and/or start suing for emotional distress

Now you know Ben Barnes don’t use no damn T-Mobile lol

Golden Knights wearing their spicy mustard jerseys tonight, love that

i am VERY confused

Is Chucky just like on a mission to collect every vile little asshole the nhl has to offer or……?

Being a flyers fan is truly fucking exhausting

the way Little Mix GRIP onto each other in photos like….no one’s gonna take them from you girl, they your sisters forever

Mat texting Beau sad shit and making sad bitch Instagram posts, meanwhile Beau’s like:

Y’all gon lose mat for real this time lol

I will be closing all the apps until further notice. Thank you for respecting my privacy at this time

I rebuke this

Me @ the isles:

My brain, immediately: hiii shaannnee

Me:

Sign man better be getting a check

Physically incapable of keeping a lead

i feel like we really need to discuss how goofy hockey fights be lookin