We Are All Mad Here

HAPPY ACE WEEK FUCKERS

AND NONFUCKERS I FORGOT WHO IM TALKING TO

HAPPY ACE WEEK FUCKN’TS

me when i see any manager wearing a cap: omg.. just like jurgen klopp......

I know that a lot of you are banking on having little to do with your nephews/neices as children and then becoming their "cool aunt" once they become teenagers, but I think that you will find, upon analysis, that a random middle-aged woman stepping into a whole-ass teenager's life and arbitrarily declaring herself to be a "cool aunt" is, in fact, the least cool thing it's possible to do.

💖Girlhood💖 and it’s just products and trendy shit

Mo 🗣️ "she said yes, she said yes"

Robbo 🗣️ "marry me szoboszlai you'll never have to be alone"

They are like annoying besties teasing you calling your partner's name 😭😂😝

do we really need a two minute VAR check for a nations league goal. is it really that serious

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

really big fan of seeing the same person in my notifications over and over again. like oooh youre rotating me in your mind again arent you

Top reasons for there to be a kneeling knight emoji

- Defending women online

- Offering women support when they are in distress

- Commenting on a woman's selfie

- Offering to kill people bothering your online friend

- Sexual reasons

credit to the artist Nick Maskell

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

what they don't tell you about being bilingual is that you won't be smarter and more eloquent in one language over the other. instead you get to be stupid twice.

i was meant to be someones spoiled and mischievous house cat