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Commissions Open!

@sofia-not-sophie / sofia-not-sophie.tumblr.com

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No Hate belongs here_Appie/Sofia_Pronouns: she/her they/them he/him; genderfluid_Queer_Feel free to drop a hello in my askbox
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I'm taking commissions!!

So finances have been tight cause I'm a broke college student, so I decided to open commissions to help support myself.

Digital art will be still lifes and landscapes with or without simple figures, and traditional art will be characters done as pencil drawings.

Digital:

  • Landscape only $10*
  • Simple figure with landscape $3 per figure
  • Still life $15-$17 depending on detail (the waffles are representative of the low end, the amulet with the crystal background is the high end)

Traditional:

  • $20 for one character
  • +$1 if there are zero close reference pose photos of the character
  • +$5 per character in addition
  • $3 + shipping cost if you are US based and would like the original

I'm also a writer, if you would like me to write something for your OCs (not fanfic I'm trying NOT to get sued), we can talk price and involvement

DM if interested and we can talk!!

*commission prices in USD

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If you rewatch Hero with A Thousand Faces, chef Jim is the only one missing from the group during hunter!Jim's final scene

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*Le gasp*

Is it possible a Jim clone survived?

Where the heck would he have gone, though? Kidnapped by aliens or wizards? Cooking his way across the country like some mini-Guy-Fieri? The world may never know.

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“cooking his way across the country like a mini-Guy-Fieri”

W H E E Z E

If he has a connection to Jim, maybe he’s able to eat both human and trollish food

He starts a web-series on the best dining spots for mythical creatures and humans alike 

Diners, Hearstones, and Knives

At some point, he finds a place that everyone seems to love and he finds it absolutely disgusting. He gets backlash from his viewers so, in an attempt to find someone with an opinion like his, he kidnaps Jim

Flash-forward to a month later: he, Jim, and Claire are on the run for burning several establishments down and for the attempted murder of Merlin

IT GOT EVEN BETTER

It’d be even more awkward with…. how did they run into him again?

Like maybe Jim finds some cool cooking channel on youtube and watches it for fun but suddenly…. “WHY DOES THAT GUY HAVE MY OLD FACE???”

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rustystars

Jim and Claire go on a side mission to track him down. Chef Jim finds them first, but only for one reason:

Toby’s been helping to film/edit the videos the whole time just for the gag of it all. He has a separate channel filled with vlogs from both Arcadia and outtakes from Chef Jim’s channel

He also does a series that’s just Buzzfeed Unsolved but with Eli and Steve. Something tries to kill them at least twice a video and everyone’s convinced they’re on drugs

His most popular video is footage of restaurant staff attempting to chase Chef Jim down while Chef Jim just cackles with forks falling out of his mouth

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Jim: Do you think lava would taste spicy?
Claire: Jim, please, don’t eat lava.
Blinky: Eat it and let us know.
Toby: It’s made out of molten rock, it probably tastes bland and dusty.
Jim: Thank you Tobes, you understand me.
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strickjagger
Nomura: We found someone! Steve has graciously agreed to help us.
Jim: That’s amazing! Where is he?
Nomura: In the trunk.
Jim: You KIDNAPPED Steve? That’s illegal!
Toby: But what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Steve Palchuk, or destroying the town?
Jim: Kidnapping Steve, Toby!
Strickler: Jim, listen. Whatever I think of you right now, these guys are counting on you. You inspire them!
Jim: What, to kidnap people?
Strickler: To work together!
Jim: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!
Nomura: Look, we all agree that Steve is not a people.
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