Alternatively:

Protip: save the images of you saying dumb shit it makes these easy

That’s it. That’s me. (I think this is a cropped screenshot from ao3? But i don’t know)

ANTI-BARFING SPIKES.

This is why they have such a problem with plastic bags. It’s because the unique structure of their esophagus makes it so that they can’t get rid of them.

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beckett is a clingy bf 💘

part 1 sheesh

…With Bill Joyce inspired designs near the bottom!

Duda.

@smollant 

¿Cómo se les dice allá?, ando con la duda en Twitter

Bolis (? O savalitos ( pero es la marca)

Congeladas ajua

((( BOLIS )))

Bolis o cubitos V:

¡Hielitos! :D

✨Bolis✨

Acá en Perú les llaman" marcianos “(?  Cierto dude @askperublog

Aqui le decimos picole xd

Aqui cubitos

aqui heladito 

Bolis uwu

Saborines

C o n g e l a d a s

You know what I hate about toxic heterosexual culture? The way others try and force it on people.

Like, heterosexuals are so used to it that they just....do that, to other couples, usually younger ones.

My partner and I are read as straight as treated as some sort of willing participants in this.

Like the other night, after dinner at family's house I started collecting dishes to wash them, because I'm at someone's house and that is how I was raised.

Now, boyfriend knows I'm allergic to dishsoap so he comes up and insists on doing it for me, I'm grateful and pick up a towel to dry the dishes. It was a nice moment actually, he's seen me break out in rashes and itchy awful hive things that stick around for weeks.

But to the older heterosexual couples it became fodder for how I "owned" him, he was whipped and down trodden etc. When I said, meekly (I was a little taken aback by the "haha you volunteer to do the dishes and then make him do it" when I hadn't even volunteered, I was just quietly collecting dishes and starting the process) said that he had insisted, the joke became about how he probably vaguely suggested and I pounced on it or that he would be in "big trouble" if he didn't suggest it.

I didn't bother saying I was allergic to dishsoap, I've been saying that since I was 10 and no one believed me, I could already had the jokes they would make about the "allergy", so I just shut up and kept wiping dishes and putting them away.

But this isn't new, my last relationship was also previously read as cis/het and it was always like, if I asked my partner to do anything for me it was met with "see if you can get your balls out of her purse while you're at it".

Like if the hets wanna have this culture, fine, do you. If you want to act like any kindness or request is emasculating servitude and that women are harpies, whatever. But don't try and push your miserable dynamics onto everyone else.

I look forward to a cultural shift when it comes to this. The amount of times I've had to tell older women that I like hanging out with my husband only to see their shock is

sad

I have to deal with toxic masculinity Every. Fucking. Day. because apparently I can't help or do anything for my wife without a million questions to see if I'm whipped. Like why would marry someone and not lift a finger for them

This. My boyfriend is very helpful and does his share of chores, and often more depending on my mobility. His care, kindness and consideration is because we love each other, his desire to do the dishes was not out of fear, but out of love because he doesn't like seeing me with blisters on my fingers.

The kindness and respect that couples show to each other should not be subject to mockery just because it looks unfamiliar.

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

I’m a water horse! That’s so cool!!

I am also an Ox/Taurus bull bull.

And people wonder why I’m so stubborn.

I’m a horse bull. 😂

This was a mistake……..

A crab goat, cute!

I’m a Pisces and a Goat. So I guess that makes my fursona Capricorn.

gemini tiger for me.. i don’t even know what fursona that would make

A tiger that splits into two tigers ala Gemini Man from Megaman 3.

Lion rat

IM A LIBRA????

And a gOAT

Is it just a goat in a scale????

pictured: the triforce of shitty and very forgettable 3D animated movies for kids that all star obnoxious talking animals

mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.

mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.

the reason they’re always “broken” is mcdonalds ice cream machines take 4 hours to clean, mcdonalds has repeatedly said they would replace the machines with ones that are easier to clean, and yet they still haven’t years after the proclamation

basically what i’m saying is, how can they replace their employees with efficient machines when they can’t even replace their machines with efficient machines.

Those old ice cream machines are nasty af btw, corporate’s refusal to replace their old busted-ass machinery is a danger to the workers and consumers. The one at the McDonald’s I worked at had an internal leak so the inside was just full of old rotten milk that smelled like death, but even after my manager opened it up and cleaned it out upper management wouldn’t even think about replacing it cause they didn’t seem to see a problem. Because apparently exposing your workers and customers to rotten food isn’t a problem as long as no one sees it.

Anyway even if the ice cream machine is working probably don’t get the ice cream.

Food safety regulations food safety regulations food safety regulations

y’see the food and safety regulations are largely there, but few are going to enforce them on mcdonalds. 

I couldn't eat ANYTH I N G at Christmas because i ate one ice cream from mcdonalds AND GOT SO SICK I FELT NAUSEOUS THE ENTIRE CHRISTMAS EVE

Never again taking icecream from that cursed place

RoDAW Day 4: MC (and Dad) feat. Waffles & Mug of Coffee

Some Silver the Hedgehogs from IDW Sonic #8!

Matching Icons sets 1/?

From IDW STH #11

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

OH.

Ok so I know I reblogged this earlier but if you haven’t read the other two stories in this series (cause it’s a three parter) you’re missing out.

Here is TWO

And here is THREE

Everyone that reblogs this post by July 5th 2019 will get two moodboards based on their blog’s theme

Everyone?

E V E R Y O N E

Pretty please

Reblogging as if it’ll work

Oooo sure.

If it’s not too much hassle, mayhaps?

An interesting prospect.

Lmao this will be a mess

reblog with your zodiac sign and which the arcana LI you main

this is really important it’s for science purposes I promise

Libra and Muriel or Asra