Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling

enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

Listening to DTTM Tales to Be Told on loop to get through the hell that is Tesco express

There were a couple of siblings (loudly) arguing over something stupid and it annoyed me to such an extent that I imagined Jonny D'Ville himself blowing them up. Therapeutic ❤️

at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

Harry du Bois dying in a glue trap

Trains were made for faggots, transsexuals, dykes, and autistics, and if you aren’t ready for that,I don’t know what to tell you

The Mechanisms creating The Bifrost Incident:

disco disco

“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child

Sir Terry 'What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.' Pratchett

The '"A god or a crime boss or a... crime boss- god..., was there anything else?" "President." "(Oh?)" "They were also a crime boss." "I mean what president isn't tho?" Mechanisms/ Ashes O'Reilly

Happy fuck you and fuck your train Friday!

i am on my the mechanisms agenda recently. they made loki a lesbian! they made mordred trans! arthur, guinevere and lancelot polycule!!!! THE ENTIRETY OF THE BIFROST INCIDENT ACTUALLY AND THAT FUCKING HIGH NOTE GUNPOWDER TIM DOES AS LOKI (YES HE PLAYS LOKI, THERE IS GENDERFUCKERY SO MUCH GENDERFUCKERY)

TOY SOLDIERRRRRRRRRRRR