THEY DID IT AGAIN

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

… you’re walking down the aisle. It’s dark outside the chapel and your phone is dead. As you approach the altar, you see him- Shia LaBeouf.

so last night i was inspired by personality quizzes like the archetype quiz and wanted to make one for my favorite genre, film noir! if you are interested in taking something like this, you can find it right here. i was able to take it and, without aiming for it, got my desired result (the hard-boiled detective), but it is my first quiz so i apologize if the results are a little shaky!

for anyone wondering, the archetypes i chose are these:

if you could share this and tag your results i would be so interested!! 

Hear his mighty roar.

this vine fixes everything

it does

Bloodborne is a game where you the player can

Do you think people with LED headlights know that everyone hates them? Like…really hates them in an oddly personal way? Do you think they know?

especially the ones in big trucks

every single tiny car you’re behind really hates you

it doesn’t matter if you don’t have your high beams on

I’m sure you’re a lovely person, but my entire set of mirrors is BLINDING FUCKING LIGHT

I think we're forgetting the original magical boys

reblog if ur old enough to remember those fucking edits of all ur favorite characters styled like the old ipod ads as silhouettes with headphones

these. by the thousands.

“Pre-code Hollywood. For five sexy and fun-filled years - beginning in 1929, movies were glamorous, sophisticated and startlingly frank. Women dominated the box office. On screen they took lovers, had babies out of wedlock, explored their sexuality, got rid of cheating husbands, and held down professional positions without apologizing.” 

The signs in 2017

Finds true love: Aries, Taurus, Capricorn, Leo

Strikes it rich: Libra, Sagittarius, Cancer, Scorpio

Will suffer but prevail: Aquarius, Virgo, Gemini

Already is looking forward to 2018: Pisces

The more things change… 1976 | 2017

I cant believe this actually happened

#I feel like I’ve just been introduced to a major character in a Wes Anderson movie

there are so many important elements to this. the slow-mo. the sliding on snow in trainers?? the string classical music. the knowing glance towards the camera. the slight raise of the mug in salutation. the book. the red dressing gown. the snowflakes falling past. the hair? the blink as they turn away. who are they

Nahhh they actually made 2016 into a horror movie LOOOOOOOOL 😂😂😂

LMFAOOOOO

BYE

GOD

for science: reblog this with your hogwarts house and major/field of studies in the tags

how your sign deals with issues

im gonna fucking murder the bitch that gave me these issues: SCORPIO, Aquarius, Aries, Leo

uh.. well i guess i should ask someone to deal with them for me: Taurus, cancer, VIRGO

im too cute to have issues lmao: LIBRA, Capricorn, Sagittarius

im gonna pretend i have no issues and then cry myself to sleep bc im so emotionally fucked up haha: GEMINI, Pisces

gay question of the day: who was your first fictional girl crush?