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he’s just a guy! a menace! mostly he’s a ball and a pile of dirty laundry tho!

i've been drawing a bunch of c!sam expressions while watching awesamdude's samathon! ^v^

Seeing as my c!sam fic is only 1 chapter away from being complete, I’m gonna slap the link on here and hope it interests some ppl enough to read it lmao

If a Prisoner Sam AU where he slowly loses his mind and is forced to confront his crimes via starvation-induced delusions interests you at all, then hey! Maybe take a looksie! ;0

I keep thinking about how c!Dream said he made the cake he gave c!Sam in prison himself. cause, like

Either 1.) c!Dream was lying and instead stole a lovingly crafted homemade cake right out from under someone’s nose to give to c!Sam

2.) he had c!Punz bake it for him

or 3.) c!Dream WASN’T lying and did actually make the cake himself. And while i like to imagine that it was a dilapidated, crumbling monstrosity of green icing and birthday candles.... It would be just as hilarious if c!dream were just stupidly good at baking for no reason

like. Dude torments and manipulates people and blows up countries but he can make a MEAN coffee cake with whipped mocha icing, or chocolate soufflé, if you ask him

C O N T E M P L A T I O N

Pages 1-3, 4-6, 7-9, 10-12, 13-17

C O N T E M P L A T I O N

Pages 1-3, 4-6, 7-9, 10-12, 13-17

the irony of dream getting locked in his own prison was terrific

y’know what would be just as funny and ironic?

sam getting locked in his own prison

i wanna stuff c!sam’s face with pumpkin pie and make him shut up so he can stop digging his own grave like SHHH BRO BROO BRUH SHUT UP SHHHHHH SHHHHHH HERE HAVE MORE PIE MMMMMMMMMM SHUT  U P 

I have dsmp c!Sam is a clone of an “original” c!Sam brainrot and i don’t know how else to express it than with very messy comics

Bonus:

the fact that c!sam’s Netherite boots are just called “Warden’s Shoes” amuses me greatly. just the fact that it’s not specified what kinda shoes they are. he coulda easily wrote “Warden’s Boots” on them but nah. They’re just shoes. Which means what kind of shoes they are is therefore up to interpretation. They COULD be The Warden’s pair of fancy Netherite high heels. Or The Warden’s edgy Netherite crocs. Or are they The Warden’s snazzy new pair of Netherite Nikes? Are they The Warden’s oversized Netherite cowboy boots? Or Netherite bedtime slippers? We may never know what kinda Netherite shoes they are......

love c!sam so much. never ever ever would want to be in the same room as him tho he scares me

Charged

aging

he is a criminal. he is the law. he’s been to jail. he runs the jail. he is deranged. he is the most collected person here. he is a man of god. he is a stripper. he will be at your side no matter what. he will sell you for one corn chip. he’s highly intelligent. he’s an absolute dumbass. he’s never done anything wrong in his entire life. he maimed and killed a guy. he is an eldritch horror. he’s so goddamn adorable. i love him so much. i hope he fucking dies

I see your cute, fluffy Sam Nooks and i raise you a Sam Nook that looks like a monstrosity of stripped cables, open sections with gears that will bite your fingers off, rusted metal, eyeballs like some demented stuffed animal, of which makes noises like a fuckin furby doll out of batteries, like some demon possessed it, with the fur stapled on by haphazardly placed nails, made by the worst team of high school kids in the robotics/coding class ever, and Sam presents it to Tommy like “shit fuck this is the ugliest thing I’ve ever made he’s gonna hate it” and Tommy is like “it’s so fucking ugly i love this I will literally do whatever it says” and sam is like “oh my god” and then Punz makes googoo eyes at it and sam is like “oh my god”