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i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone
i want people to do less for more money and im NOT kidding
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let's get ✨vulnerable✨
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world heritage post
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Anonymous asked:
I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been
Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real
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happy birthday king🎉🙏
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The amount of symbolism there would be if a character in a movie or book who lobotomized his daughter had his son die from a gunshot to the front of his head. Honestly might be considered proof that the gods have opinions on the actions of mortal rulers today as much as they did in the past.
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Gonna be fr grown adult queers should know better than to engage in crazy fear mongering telling other people it’s over and we’re all gonna be sent to camps and lose our rights and be criminalized and whatever like hey how about don’t tell a group of people with unbelievably high suicide rates that there’s no hope and life is over
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ok I'll reblog that
I've seen a few of this guy's videos and they're all so funny. This is probably my favorite one though.
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He's never happy
Zuko: You're going to destroy what from what?
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Please Lala, understand, your brother is a little obtuse with that happiness thing, just like you.
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clauonacloud-deactivated2022071
YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW
well damn
Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"
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Boop boop motherfuckers!
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The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":
- Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.
- Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.
- In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.
- No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!
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laurie 😔
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HOW DID A BABY TURTLE THE SIZE OF A QUARTER GET INTO OUR LIVING ROOM
absolutely harrowing. it came out from underneath the couch covered in dust. my partner nearly stepped on it, and picked it up thinking it was trash. it was a baby turtle. it stuck its little head out and it was the size of a toothpick. we frantically ran it across the road close to the creek because we don't know how long it went without food or water under our fucking couch. HOW DID IT GET IN HERE. DID A SHREW GRAB IT FOR A SNACK OUTSIDE AND THEN ABANDON IT UNDER THE COUCH. WHAT HAPPENED.
YOU'RE TELLING ME THESE THINGS CAN CLIMB??
THIS GUY?? THIS GUY CAN CLIMB AND HIDE IN MY WALLS??? BABY TURTLE INFESTATION?????
BABY TURTLE INFESTATION
There it is
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As an Scientist i can confirm that this is, indeed, funny