Land of Sweetness and Light

"But I didn't think the face-eating leopards would eat YOUR face! You're one of the good ones!"

If you have the time and flexibility, you can also try out libreoffice.

Just did this on November 14th, 2024, so this is very current!

*saw style trap, lights turn on revealing a guy in chains*

*over the intercom* YOU KNOW WHY YOURE HERE.... YOU HIT A LITTLE GIRL COMING HOME FROM WORK. ALUQUERQUE NEW MEXICO, 2004

no i didnt

WHAT

ive never been there

DANIEL SMOTHERS?

no daniel southern

WHAT

yeah

ONE SECOND

*keyboard typing noises*

DANIEL SOUTHERN... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID... double parking in uh... an accessible space

oh yeah. sorry

WELL YOU HAVE TO UHHH.. EAT THIS NASTY SANDWICH

*plate slides out from under door*

thats a normal sandwich

NO IT ISNT ITS NASTY

theres a puppet shaped bite taken out of it

Dont know how to end this one. Not my best.

Assortment of doodles and incorrect tumblr quotes with the lizard gang that i should have posted way earlier and simply forgot about

Sam Gamgee deserves more credit for refusing to serve unseasoned food in the woods in the middle of the most dangerous quest of all time

My man really said yeah I might be dead in a week but if I don't find a bay leaf I'm gonna die of shame right now

[au] [song]

"our son made it through the war to come of age, let's fucken party! rsvp only if you're a little bitch who's NOT coming. all y'all not dead of alcohol poisoning by morning (lmao losers) get dunkt on"

Steve From “Blue’s Clues” Just Checked In On “The Kids He Raised” And Gave Them A Safe Space To Offload After Donald Trump’s Election Victory.

Interestingly, Steve doesn’t even speak in the 59-second video, but appears to give viewers a comforting presence as he enters the outdoors shot and “offers them” a hot drink.

And many of the comments thanked Steve for offering them this safe space, with one person writing: “As a trans man, I felt this to my core. I took the breath with you then started bawling. Thank you.”

“The man who is a staple of my childhood didn’t say a single word and it brought me to tears. Steve, thank you. I don’t know where we go from here,” somebody else wrote.

Another popular comment reads: “He didn’t say A WORD and said everything at the same time. This man should be guarded at all costs.”

“Neither of my dads checked in on me today. But you did Steve. Thank you,” one more acknowledged.

“So much responsibility on Steve’s hands to make sure we are okay. We need to make sure he’s doing okay too. I mean I’m not doing great, but he’s still looking after the kids he raised,” somebody else added.

While another concluded: “I bet you didn’t think you’d still be raising us all these years later, Steve, but thank you for still being here.”

I met Steve at Comic Con a couple years ago. I told him, “thank you for being there for me as a kid when it felt like no one else was. He responded “no, thank you for all your help; without you, I’d still be trying to figure out what Blue wanted for her snack!” and I had to try very hard not to cry, he was so nice.

so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it

why everyone grab him like that