McGonagall: the students might put in more effort if you tried to be a bit more likeable
Snape: I didn't like any of my teachers and I did fine
McGonagall:
Sprout:
Flitwick:
Snape: what
If someone asks me why I don’t vibe with fanon Sirius, my answer is idk I never saw him like that when I read the books.
If someone really asks me, idk it’s probably because of the environment I grew up in but I’m too attached to the idea of Sirius representing the unmarried, childless uncle who lets you do downright dangerous shit as long as you don’t tell your parents. Who never bothered with a fancy degree. He’s the guy who has a hobby such as hunting, fishing and making his own lures by hand, fixing old cars or motorcycles, or woodworking. He’s the guy who’s always up for a beer with his friends, who listens strictly to the subgenres of rock. He’s the guy who was a massive flirt when he was younger and found that he doesn’t beed to pursue anything more or to start a family, because his friends are his family. He’s the guy who comes across as rough and unapproachable, but will give you irreplaceable life advice.
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I don’t want a handsome Snape. I don’t need him to be “hot.” I don’t need excuses to find him attractive. I want the Severus who couldn’t care less about his appearance because he’s utterly depressed—the Severus who couldn’t afford kids’ clothes and had to wear his mother’s hand-me-downs. I want the Severus with the long nose, crooked teeth, hunched posture, and that sleep-deprived look that says he hasn’t seen a good night’s rest in a century. I want the Severus whose physical appearance speaks to his miserable life in some crumbling neighborhood in the roughest part of England—the Severus who’s basically the embodiment of the poorest of the working class. That’s the Severus I find hot.
If he ever had to leave his mess of a home on Spinner’s End and look “presentable,” he’d throw on the oldest, most threadbare clothes he owns, probably oversized because he’s skeletal from stress. He’d look like some ghost from up north, his face reflecting both his awful life and the harsh social class he was born into. This is a Snape who doesn’t give off tortured anti-hero vibes in some romantic Byron-esque way. No, he’s straight out of an Irvine Welsh, Charles Bukowski, or John Fante novel—the kind of Snape who’d be right at home in a Guy Ritchie movie. That’s the Snape I want, feeding into my terrible, questionable tastes.
I’m not interested in some elegant, well-groomed, or conventionally sexy Snape. Please, keep that image far away from me.
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Sevy
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leave me
Snape @ his students: idc if you thrive but I need you to live
Name a more iconic duo than a twink (Severus) and a redhead (Lily)
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Severus and his younger self. (Vid format is on tiktok)
Character ai is a mess but THIS is canon
I’ve been watching the Olympics and it’s reminding me that not only am I fat, I am also getting old.
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fuck supernanny he is the original office siren
Hyped myself up to make this phone call and no one’s answering
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doodle of the grimy loser
he's in utter agony someone please save him
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this post is dedicated to my mutuals who are still my mutuals despite the horrors
I’m in love with the idea of Snape getting old. Grey-haired Snape putting on reading glasses. Snape with smile lines and crow’s feet. Snape using a walking stick. Snape complaining about his arthritis.
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Draco's favourite time of the year (besides his Birthday and Christmas ofc) was summer vacation because his Uncle Sev would spend most of his summer in Malfoy Manor to work on some potions project. Sometimes he even had a chance to help Severus with the ingredients preparation!
Art request for Draco's birthday: Snape teaching Draco potions
I've always love the idea of Severus being Draco's godfather.