creeper vs zombie

I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.

heartless?

martin blackwood

[ID: Digital drawing of Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives, silhouetteed over blue and indigo fog. Where he should be, is only the texture of a transparent background. End ID]

No takesies backsies

 jonmartin maybe?? a little bit of.. tea eyes?? perhaps jortin?? the dinghy mayhaps??? possibly the only ever??  the blorbos form my show??

[ID: TMA fanart of Jon and Martin kissing. Martin is a pale fat man, and Jon is a thin brown man. They kiss while embracing tightly and blushing, and Jon’s face is screwed up with effort. A light-up arrow pointing to Jon says “On his tiptoes,” and a bubble shows a view of his feet. The background has a polygon shape and hearts floating over them. End ID]

Saw a cute trans flag sweater design today. Had to put Martin in it of course

[ID: A pen and marker doodle of Martin Blackwood from the Magnus Archives from the waist up. Martin is a fat man with short hair and round glasses. He's wearing a pink sweater, where the sleeves follow the pattern of the trans flag: blue pink white pink blue, and then repeat once more. One hand holding a file, the other pushing his hair away, the man looks nervously to his right. \End ID]

Continuation of this nonsense crossover

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[ID: A screenshot of tags by user @pakekajeka that say "NEED [in all caps] anabelle cane and harumi to interact". Below it is a comic inspired by that tag.

A white skinned hand pulls at purple fabric, saying "Excuse me," Harumi (from Lego Ninjago) looks up pleading with big teary eyes, to the purple clothed person out of frame, "Would you please help a poor little orphan seek apocalyptic revenge?" The frame is overlay with a pink filter and sparkles.

The shot zooms out and we see Harumi standing next to a confused Annabelle Cane (from The Magnus Archives). Annabelle turns to Harumi and smiles, "Oh, I like you." The last word is in bold for emphasis.

A bonus drawing below the comic shows Annabelle holding a large spider in her palms and says excitedly, "How do you feel about being filled up with spiders?" Harumi flinches and let's out a little "eek!" at thw arachnid. \End ID]

Goodbye. I’m sorry, and… good luck.

Martin is NOT charmed by his boyfriend's jokes. Nope! Not even a little! Stop asking him!

(What can I say? They've been through enough and deserve to be absolutely insufferable. Them's the rules.)

lil Gerry from Aggie :))

jon needs a door and i need a fucking break from this weather uhhh

music from the..floor?? ♪┏(・o･)┛♪

i am so normal about this podcast

he's not even disappointed, just tired

ID: Digital art of Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony, talking to Jonathan Sims from The Magnus Archives. She says "I think we need to kill this guy, archivist." to which John replies "Damn." with a tired expression. John is drawn as a brown man with short, graying brown hair, wearing glasses and a green sweater. Twilight is drawn in same flash artstyle as the show. End ID.

Hi guys. MORE Jonathan Sims because he’s probably the best character ever written tbh

The Magnus Archives is a show because if someone says “the episode with the guy who was having bug sex” you need to say “which one?”