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the lesson I'm taking away from this election is not that the Democrats need to become more left wing or more right wing but moreso that they need to find a way to cater their rhetoric towards people who genuinly have no idea what is going on. the target audience for every speech and political appearance should be someone who doesn't know what the three branches of government are because they were drawing a Cool S during high school civics

political scientists have failed to consider the possibility that the silent majority is silent because they didn't understand the question and are trying to play it cool

Questions I think to myself a lot when confronted with certain kinds of Online Posting:

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

at a certain level of seperation from cishet normative concepts of sex it becomes very difficult to tell if you've actually had sex with someone or not

YALL. You do not need to orgasm to have sex. Ignoring the heteronormative experiences of so many cis women who have to fake it for men's enjoyment, it literally is just Not Necessary.

Yes, I know girls who cum a dozen times just from teasing. But, I also know myself, for whom its near impossible to actually cum, and it is just NOT WORTH IT to focus on that when having fun with others. I know many other dolls for whom that's true.

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good morning

Thr man is caked up and he knows it

The ancient greeks were right about one thing, at least.

which one

I figure they had atleat one of them right.

PRACTICAL EFFECTS AND WILLEM DEFOE?? Letterboxd is going to devour this

I cannot wait to see another movie with many many pet rats who are so well fed and lovely and well trained doing a great job

RB to give prev a heartfelt gift: Patch of Moss

*slowly reaches for the popcorn*

english's pronunciation rules are absolute bullshit poopoo made up crap but one of my favorite side effects of this in written english specifically is like. altering the spelling of a word in such a way that it's technically pronounced the same. but reads very differently when your eyes go over it in written form. and that sort of dissonance between the proper spelling and the altered spelling producing the same basic sounds in your brain creates an unprecedented level of comedy.

ingredience. creacher. both of these are pronounced essentially exactly the same but the altered spellings are just hilarious for some stupid reason. the english language is a disaster but at least whatever is wrong with it is REALLY funny.

pakige 📦

stole this from the tl but i need to know

Capri, Italy (by Will)

just finished reading american psycho. crazy stuff.

sorry. neurodivergent*

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