Visander: everyone is making fun of me
Therapist: what are they saying?
Visander: that i fucked a horse
Therapist: *sputters* d..did you?
Visander: ya but it was consensual
Therapist: how do u know?
Visander: he spoke in my head
Sarcean: Don’t ever be alone in a room with Visander k?
Valdithor: Neigh
Omg guys, what if the Dark King’s S symbol actually stands for Slytherin and he used it to Slytherin-to so many pants?? 🤔
Ok so here’s everyone sorted into houses:
Slytherin:
- Will (obv)
- Devon
- Sinclair
Ravenclaw:
- Grace
- Elizabeth
- High steward
Hufflepuff:
- Sarah
- Katherine
- Phillip
Gryffindor:
- Violet
- Visander
- Cyprian
- James (as a baby steward in training he said “not syltherin, not slytherin”)