From “hello, nice to meet you, I’ll have your daughter home by 8,” to “your daughter calls me daddy, too.”
Jonathan Pine’s daily schedule
“Not all men”- you’re right, Jonathan Pine wouldn’t treat me like that.
Me seeing pics and gifs and edits of Loki:
Me seeing pics and gifs and edits of Prince Hal/Henry V:
Me seeing pics and gifs and edits of Jonathan Pine:
Me seeing pics and gifs and edits of Sir Thomas Sharpe:
Me seeing pics and gifs and edits of Dr Robert Laing:
Me seeing pics and gifs and edits of James Conrad:
Me seeing pics and gifs and edits of W*ll R*nsome
#putting in a coin in the Roasting Him jar#loki my beloved#tom hiddleston#hiddlesverse#Hiddles characters#w*ll hate#loki#loki mcu#tom hiddleston characters#marvel loki#high rise#the night manager#the hollow crown#tom my beloved#crimson peak#kong skull island#I just needed an excuse for him to use this meme#will my beloathed#Thomas sharpe#James Conrad#Jonathan pine#Robert Laing#Prince Hal#Henry V
How To Fake Date A Spy Part Two
Jonathan Pine x fem! Reader Miniseries
Word Count: 6K
Series Summary: You have to deal with numerous men of Roper's business having a gross interest in you for more than small talk. Going to Roper for help, he offers an idea- pretending to be the date of his newest friend. A handsome sous-chef known as Thomas Quince. Little do you know yet, the man's real name is Jonathan Pine and he is on a mission to take Roper down...
Chapter Warnings: Reader being thirsty, but no smut (yet). Discussions of depression and suicidal intentions with the character of Elena with a note of hope and good mental health and comforting fluffy fix-it goodness. But if you or a loved one have legit intentions, please get help and tell someone, 988 is the American hotline number in addition to 911. Some angst at the end. Discussions of domestic abuse.
A/N: Shout out to @muddyorbsblr for hyping me up as I was writing this draft!!! It always motivates me !!! Thanks, Bestie!!! I hope you guys like it!
Taglist: @evelyn-kingsley @jennyggggrrr @five-miles-over ) @fictive-sl0th @ladycamillewrites @villainousshakespeare @holdmytesseract @eleniblue @twhxhck @lokisgoodgirl @lovelysizzlingbluebird @raqnarokr @holymultiplefandomsbatman @michelleleewise @wolfsmom1 @cheekyscamp @mochie85 @muddyorbsblr
Why the hell was this happening? Why the hell did you even agree to do this?
#jonathan pine#jonathan pine x reader#jonathan pine x you#jonathan pine x y/n#the night manager#the night manager fanfiction#tom hiddleston#carrie writes#tom my beloved#angst with a happy ending#fake dating#pretend dating#pretend relationship#pretend relationship fic#tom hiddleston characters#tom hiddleston fluff#tom hiddleston angst#tom hiddleston x reader#tom hiddleston fic#jonathan pine fanfiction#tw: suicide mention#fic it fic#fluff#angst#Jonathan pine x reader#Jonathan Pine
How To Fake Date A Spy (Jonathan Pine x fem! Reader). Part 1
Summary: When you joined your sister, Jed, for a lovely summer in Spain, you wanted to enjoy yourself. Instead, you have to deal with numerous men of Roper's business having a gross interest in you for more than small talk. Going to Roper for help, he offers an idea- pretending to be the date of his newest friend. A handsome sous-chef known as Thomas Quince. Little do you know yet, the man's real name is Jonathan Pine and he is on a mission to take Roper down...
Word Count:5K
Chapter Warnings: Sexual harassment (not our boy, Pine). Discussions of suicidal intentions- if you or a loved one have thoughts, please please PLEASE reach out, call a hotline, tell someone you need help, and get help right away and this I hope is portrayed well and healthy and hopeful in this chapter. Some Fix-It-Fic-ness (Poor Elena deserved better. Hmmm, interesting of Le Carre to have the not-white female characters killed off to further the male characters' storylines. Guess what? We're fixing that crap. At least for Elena). Mentions of murder and domestic abuse. Reader being thirsty, but no actual smut.
Comments, reblogs, dms, and asks about my work are always appreciated!
A/N: You can decide if you’re a sister by adoption or by birth and I want to leave that open ended in the fic to make this an inclusive x reader fic. Shout out to @evelyn-kingsley for suggesting this idea in the first place! This fic wouldn't exist without you! :)
Taglist: @evelyn-kingsley @jennyggggrrr @five-miles-over ) @fictive-sl0th @ladycamillewrites @villainousshakespeare @holdmytesseract @eleniblue @twhxhck @lokisgoodgirl @lovelysizzlingbluebird @raqnarokr @holymultiplefandomsbatman @michelleleewise @wolfsmom1 @cheekyscamp @mochie85 @muddyorbsblr
You screamed as the robber grabbed the boy and pulled out a gun to the child’s forehead.
“Nobody move! Nobody move!” the robber yelled.
#jonathan pine#jonathan pine x reader#jonathan pine x you#jonathan pine x y/n#the night manager#the night manager fanfiction#tom hiddleston#carrie writes#tom my beloved#angst with a happy ending#fake dating#pretend dating#pretend relationship#pretend relationship fic#tom hiddleston characters#tom hiddleston fluff#tom hiddleston angst#tom hiddleston x reader#tom hiddleston fic#jonathan pine fanfiction#tw: suicide mention#fic it fic#fluff#angst
The second title is very similar to the title of another fanfic series that I hear is amazing and I don't want to be a little copycat
smolvenger reblogged
The Night Manager (2016)
goddamn this gifset got me wanting to write for Pine way before schedule 🥵😮💨
smolvenger reblogged
#I don’t need a Jonathan pine comfort letter I don’t need a Jonathan pine comfort letter#but HE#and may I add- to quote one tumblr#No one’s ass is supposed to look good in cargo pants#but both his bottom and the top of him look amazing in cargo gear#it’s about fitting the slutty waist#the night manager#jonathan pine my beloved
smolvenger reblogged
“The Night Manager’ Season Two In The Works At Amazon & BBC With Tom Hiddleston Returning”
PLEASE be real news and that along with the haircut is my YEAR made quite frankly
@dianamolloy may we be so truly blessed!
gigglingtigger-deactivated20230
Oh god, oh god, oh god!!! Please please please be true!!!
i am completely beside myself i desperately want this to be true 😩😩 the article said that the order would be for TWO SEASONS i can’t 🥵🫠
Nothing is confirmed yet. The only two articles I could find were that one and another one (same publisher, different site). I don't trust it yet, but goddammit do I hope it's real!
The other website also said there might be 2 new seasons planned, not just one (link here). I would be so fucking happy omg.
The rational side of my brain:
My dumb ass already picturing more Jonathan content:
@muddyorbsblr @gigglingtigger @lovelysizzlingbluebird @liminalpebble @smolvenger @lokisgoodgirl @coldnique @joyful-enchantress @thomase1 @sarahscribbles @fictive-sl0th @wheredafandomat @mochie85 ++
(Sorry I'm forgetting some people, I'm doing this on mobile lol)
Holy Sheise, Holy Scheise, Holy Scheise---and not the Indian Remakre on Hulu?!??!?! A second season?!?!?!?!! With Tom back!?!??!!?!?
Please oh please oh please Television gods, bring us back Mr. Jonathan Pine to manage all of our nights!!!!!!
There will be a second season of The Night Manager with Tom Hiddleston our boi back as the sex god himself Jonathan Pine!
smolvenger reblogged
Summer In Marjorca (Jonathan Pine x fem! Reader Oneshot)
Fandom: The Night Manager
Summary: A trip to Spain alongside Roper and his crew had you cross paths with a man mysterious as he is kind and heroic as he is handsome. He goes by Thomas, and then Andrew, and secretly named Jonathan. You find yourself blossoming feelings for him. But it seems he has eyes for Jed and not you...
Word Count: >10K.
Warnings: 18+ Eventual Smut!!!! Protected sex, Some fingering, P in V Sex, and mentions of fluids. Mentinons of masturbation. Drinking and Discussions of drunkenness. Unrequited Love that actually isn't unrequited, spoiler alert. Swimming butt naked. A little sexual harassment but the guy gets his ass handed to him. Elements of Fake Dating. Discussions of cheating with the Caroline and Sandy situation (NOT our boy, Pine. He's a Sex God full of Respect Women Juice), but some super fluffy moments and some angst, and a happy ending.
Taglist: @kikster606 @fictive-sl0th @ladycamillewrites
Comments, Reblogs and Dms and asks about my works are deeply appreciated!!
A/N: The first time I ever wrote for the Night Manger! I had to! Jonathan Pine is sex on legs. I basically used one line from Little Women (2019) as the basis of the fic. Also, it's a record breaker, this is the fifth fic I've recently written where cheating is at least mentioned, and the fourth that involves a Tom Hiddleston character! But I am still getting used to writing smut- so feedback is welcome but don't be too hard on me! I basically edited this instead of sleeping, so enjoy!
Danny’s rescuer was the most handsome man you had ever laid eyes on.
Yes, he was horribly beaten and bloody at that time. But as he recovered in that bed, they cleaned the blood from his face, and put bandages over his scars, you felt like lightning struck you through your skull and down your spine. He had the bluest eyes you had ever seen, short, neat blonde hair with a sheen that was in between red and brown, and spoke with a sonorous voice that chilled you to listen to. And that was not going on about his body- the summery T-shirts they gave him didn’t hide his lean, muscular physique with biceps peeking down the sleeves or his triangular torso.
“Can I go to him? Maybe I can be the one to give him his meals- it’s what I can do as thanks,’ you’d suggest to Roper.
“Oh, yes- but can’t you address him by his name? He’s not ‘you’, Y/N. He told me what it was- it was Thomas. Thomas Quince.”
You nodded. You went up carrying a plate of dinner to the room, opening the door gingerly with your foot.
This man- Thomas- looked up from his book, eyes bright. You placed the tray on his bed.
“Here you go. Hope you like roast duck,” you offered.
He smiled lightly with a nod.
Summer In Marjorca (Jonathan Pine x fem! Reader Oneshot)
Fandom: The Night Manager
Summary: A trip to Spain alongside Roper and his crew had you cross paths with a man mysterious as he is kind and heroic as he is handsome. He goes by Thomas, and then Andrew, and secretly named Jonathan. You find yourself blossoming feelings for him. But it seems he has eyes for Jed and not you...
Word Count: >10K.
Warnings: 18+ Eventual Smut!!!! Protected sex, Some fingering, P in V Sex, and mentions of fluids. Mentinons of masturbation. Drinking and Discussions of drunkenness. Unrequited Love that actually isn't unrequited, spoiler alert. Swimming butt naked. A little sexual harassment but the guy gets his ass handed to him. Elements of Fake Dating. Discussions of cheating with the Caroline and Sandy situation (NOT our boy, Pine. He's a Sex God full of Respect Women Juice), but some super fluffy moments and some angst, and a happy ending.
Comments, Reblogs and Dms and asks about my works are deeply appreciated!!
A/N: The first time I ever wrote for the Night Manger! I had to! Jonathan Pine is sex on legs. I basically used one line from Little Women (2019) as the basis of the fic. Also, it's a record breaker, this is the fifth fic I've recently written where cheating is at least mentioned, and the fourth that involves a Tom Hiddleston character! But I am still getting used to writing smut- so feedback is welcome but don't be too hard on me! I basically edited this instead of sleeping, so enjoy!
Danny’s rescuer was the most handsome man you had ever laid eyes on.
Yes, he was horribly beaten and bloody at that time. But as he recovered in that bed, they cleaned the blood from his face, and put bandages over his scars, you felt like lightning struck you through your skull and down your spine. He had the bluest eyes you had ever seen, short, neat blonde hair with a sheen that was in between red and brown, and spoke with a sonorous voice that chilled you to listen to. And that was not going on about his body- the summery T-shirts they gave him didn’t hide his lean, muscular physique with biceps peeking down the sleeves or his triangular torso.
“Can I go to him? Maybe I can be the one to give him his meals- it’s what I can do as thanks,’ you’d suggest to Roper.
“Oh, yes- but can’t you address him by his name? He’s not ‘you’, Y/N. He told me what it was- it was Thomas. Thomas Quince.”
You nodded. You went up carrying a plate of dinner to the room, opening the door gingerly with your foot.
This man- Thomas- looked up from his book, eyes bright. You placed the tray on his bed.
“Here you go. Hope you like roast duck,” you offered.
He smiled lightly with a nod.
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Everyone wish me luck as I write my first fic for The Night Manager- (yes it will get spicy). It will include some mutual pining and Jonathan being well, Jonathan. Can you blame me? I mean- look at him!
Let me know if you want to be tagged!
Me: *watching The Night Manager just expecting it to be a thirst watch for Tom Hiddleston*
The show: *depicts Caroline Langbourne with a female rage moment as she sends her husband’s mistress away, flinging an apple on their car, and screaming at said mistress*
me:
Okay guys, I REALLY want to write something about Jonathan Pine and Reader. Reader is somehow hanging around Roper's people when she runs into Jonathan. She longs for Jonathan but thinks he's in love with Jed but He actually loves Reader! Ooops! But how do I start it? How do we get them alone and for Jonathan to start saying something on that line? Hmmmmm...
The Meeting of the Tom Hiddleston Characters (a la Twisted from StarKid)
Prince Hal: I only wished to prove I was worthy for the throne!
Thomas Sharpe: I only wished to appease my abuser and save my wife from getting killed!
Dr. Robert Laing: I only wished to save myself from the loneliness of capitalism!
Loki: I only wished to gain power and control over my life!
Jonathan Pine: I only wished to protect England from napalms!
James Conrad: I only wanted to survive a dangerous island for my job!
Coriolanus: I only wanted to find a way to live in peace when all I've known was war!
Captain James Nicholls: I only wished to serve my country!
Thomas Sharpe: I only wished for people to love me!
Johnathan Pine: I only wished to have safety!
Coriolanus: To not feel lonely or depressed!
Loki: To be included!
Johnathan Pine: To live in harmony!
Captain James Nicholls: For once!
Prince Hal: I never truly knew my father!
W*ll Ransome: I only wished to cheat on my dying wife with a Pick Me Girl Widow!
(The others turn around to look at him in disgust and shock and voice disapproval)
Loki: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?????
(Inspired by "Twisted" from Starkid's musical parody Twisted. Specifically this part from 4:26- 5:22)
#tom hiddleston#tom hiddleston characters#loki#mcu#loki tv series#crimson peak#twisted#twisted starkid#the night manager#high rise#war horse#coriolanus#the hollow crown#henry iv#henry v#kong skull island#the essex serpent#james nicholls#jonathan pine#thomas sharpe#prince hal#dr robert laing#robert laing#captain james nicholls#caius martius#w*ll hate#all my boyfriends would beat up w*lliam ransome in a heartbeat#no I do not accept criticism