Hi guys- life has been stressful and anxiety inducing so to distract myself...I am opening requests for the week of 9/10-9/17!!!!!

Be aware requests take time for me and I will likely be slow and I might get distracted, so you can always remind me. Think of it like cooking in the oven- it will take more time but be extra yummy. But you can ask for headcanons, drabbles, or smaller one-shots.

I will write for x reader with a lot of characters I've written for in the past, including...

Tom Hiddlestons' characters including...

I can also try writing Bucky (like I did in the past) or Steve Rogers!

I do accept Smut requests, just assure me you are over 18. If you are ever unsure about something, don't be afraid to ask.

Some things I will not write:

I will not write the cheating trope if they cheat on each other or with each other. Just, no. I have literal panic attacks over media with cheating in it.

I will not write non-con. Dub-con I can still do, but non-con, no way.

I will not write three ways or multiple partners. I don't know how to do it write and I don't find it as compelling or sexy as others do.

I will not write anything regarding Stepfather! Character x Reader. Please nothing like that.

I hate The Essex Serpent and find it triggering so please do not ask me to write Will Ransome x Reader unless it's a fic where he gets beaten up for cheating on Stella and my poor little meow meow Stella lives happily ever after, I know plenty of other people here who would be perfectly happy to write for him and who take requests, you can always ask me.

No incest requests, please.

Other than that, for this week, go wild! I will close requests 9/17 11:59 pm EST!

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How To Fake Date A Spy Part Two

Jonathan Pine x fem! Reader Miniseries

Word Count: 6K

Series Summary: You have to deal with numerous men of Roper's business having a gross interest in you for more than small talk. Going to Roper for help, he offers an idea- pretending to be the date of his newest friend. A handsome sous-chef known as Thomas Quince. Little do you know yet, the man's real name is Jonathan Pine and he is on a mission to take Roper down...

Part One

Chapter Warnings: Reader being thirsty, but no smut (yet). Discussions of depression and suicidal intentions with the character of Elena with a note of hope and good mental health and comforting fluffy fix-it goodness. But if you or a loved one have legit intentions, please get help and tell someone, 988 is the American hotline number in addition to 911. Some angst at the end. Discussions of domestic abuse.

A/N: Shout out to @muddyorbsblr for hyping me up as I was writing this draft!!! It always motivates me !!! Thanks, Bestie!!! I hope you guys like it!

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Why the hell was this happening? Why the hell did you even agree to do this?

How To Fake Date A Spy (Jonathan Pine x fem! Reader). Part 1

Summary: When you joined your sister, Jed, for a lovely summer in Spain, you wanted to enjoy yourself. Instead, you have to deal with numerous men of Roper's business having a gross interest in you for more than small talk. Going to Roper for help, he offers an idea- pretending to be the date of his newest friend. A handsome sous-chef known as Thomas Quince. Little do you know yet, the man's real name is Jonathan Pine and he is on a mission to take Roper down...

Word Count:5K

Chapter Warnings: Sexual harassment (not our boy, Pine). Discussions of suicidal intentions- if you or a loved one have thoughts, please please PLEASE reach out, call a hotline, tell someone you need help, and get help right away and this I hope is portrayed well and healthy and hopeful in this chapter. Some Fix-It-Fic-ness (Poor Elena deserved better. Hmmm, interesting of Le Carre to have the not-white female characters killed off to further the male characters' storylines. Guess what? We're fixing that crap. At least for Elena). Mentions of murder and domestic abuse. Reader being thirsty, but no actual smut.

Comments, reblogs, dms, and asks about my work are always appreciated!

A/N: You can decide if you’re a sister by adoption or by birth and I want to leave that open ended in the fic to make this an inclusive x reader fic. Shout out to @evelyn-kingsley for suggesting this idea in the first place! This fic wouldn't exist without you! :)

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A03//My Ko-Fi//My Etsy Shop//Masterlist//Wattpad

You screamed as the robber grabbed the boy and pulled out a gun to the child’s forehead.

“Nobody move! Nobody move!” the robber yelled.

The second title is very similar to the title of another fanfic series that I hear is amazing and I don't want to be a little copycat

@evelyn-kingsley @jennyggggrrr @five-miles-over @fictive-sl0th @ladycamillewrites @villainousshakespeare @holdmytesseract @eleniblue @twhxhck @lokisgoodgirl @lovelysizzlingbluebird @raqnarokr @holymultiplefandomsbatman @michelleleewise @wolfsmom1 @cheekyscamp @mochie85 @muddyorbsblr or just anyone

Summer In Marjorca (Jonathan Pine x fem! Reader Oneshot)

Fandom: The Night Manager

Summary: A trip to Spain alongside Roper and his crew had you cross paths with a man mysterious as he is kind and heroic as he is handsome. He goes by Thomas, and then Andrew, and secretly named Jonathan. You find yourself blossoming feelings for him. But it seems he has eyes for Jed and not you...

Word Count: >10K.

Warnings: 18+ Eventual Smut!!!! Protected sex, Some fingering, P in V Sex, and mentions of fluids. Mentinons of masturbation. Drinking and Discussions of drunkenness. Unrequited Love that actually isn't unrequited, spoiler alert. Swimming butt naked. A little sexual harassment but the guy gets his ass handed to him. Elements of Fake Dating. Discussions of cheating with the Caroline and Sandy situation (NOT our boy, Pine. He's a Sex God full of Respect Women Juice), but some super fluffy moments and some angst, and a happy ending.

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Comments, Reblogs and Dms and asks about my works are deeply appreciated!!

A/N: The first time I ever wrote for the Night Manger! I had to! Jonathan Pine is sex on legs. I basically used one line from Little Women (2019) as the basis of the fic. Also, it's a record breaker, this is the fifth fic I've recently written where cheating is at least mentioned, and the fourth that involves a Tom Hiddleston character! But I am still getting used to writing smut- so feedback is welcome but don't be too hard on me! I basically edited this instead of sleeping, so enjoy!

Danny’s rescuer was the most handsome man you had ever laid eyes on.

Yes, he was horribly beaten and bloody at that time. But as he recovered in that bed, they cleaned the blood from his face, and put bandages over his scars, you felt like lightning struck you through your skull and down your spine. He had the bluest eyes you had ever seen, short, neat blonde hair with a sheen that was in between red and brown, and spoke with a sonorous voice that chilled you to listen to. And that was not going on about his body- the summery T-shirts they gave him didn’t hide his lean, muscular physique with biceps peeking down the sleeves or his triangular torso.

“Can I go to him? Maybe I can be the one to give him his meals- it’s what I can do as thanks,’ you’d suggest to Roper.

“Oh, yes- but can’t you address him by his name? He’s not ‘you’, Y/N. He told me what it was- it was Thomas. Thomas Quince.”

You nodded. You went up carrying a plate of dinner to the room, opening the door gingerly with your foot.

This man- Thomas- looked up from his book, eyes bright. You placed the tray on his bed.

“Here you go. Hope you like roast duck,” you offered.

He smiled lightly with a nod.