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@smolfrogi / smolfrogi.tumblr.com

He/him| 15 | artist | shitposter I made the header in MS paint EST timezone
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bretthorton

1. Police Truck 2. Too Drunk To Fuck 3. California Uber Alles 4. The Man With The Dogs 5. Insight 6. Life Sentence 7. A Child And His Lawnmower 8. Holiday In Cambodia 9. I Fought The Law 10. Saturday Night Holocaust 11. Pull My Strings 12. Short Songs 13. Straight A’s 14. Kinky Sex Makes The World Go ‘Round 15. The Prey 16. Night Of The Living Rednecks 17. Buzzbomb From Pasadena

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smolfrogi

Best album ever written btw

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bitches be like “this is my comfort show” and it’s a show about a bunch of gay kids with daddy issues running around killing monsters from a different dimension.

its me, i am bitches

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smolfrogi

ayo before the month ends anyone wanna tell me they're in love with me

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can you infodump to me? (i love you) is this overwhelming? (i love you) is this the right texture? (i love you) is it ok to touch you? (i love you) do you want the subtitles on? (i love you) do you want to go somewhere less noisy? (i love you)

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I think we should try to find out when politicians are attending shit like a family funereal and protest there. We should make it a career that scares and humiliates everyone you're close to. Being in politics should not mean yachts and partying with the highest social strata. It should mean constantly looking over your shoulder and having to see a doctor about not being able to sleep. See if their behavior changes then.

You know that if you normalize this, then the people you hate will also do it to the politicians you like, right? 

cant believe I almost missed this comment! LOL! It is SO funny and cute that you think there are politicians i like!

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Me everytime my parents use real plates at dinner because it's different and also the metal clanks against the plate so horribly and I hate it

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i like twitter but tumblr always feels safer for true unhinged acts of fandom. like on twitter the vibe is always “yikes, the creator might see this, sorry if i offend!” but on tumblr it is like, “yikes, the creator saw this? sry 2 them for breaking into my house????”

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💚steddie || ronance💛 parralels / chaotic 😜 gay || cool 😐 bi

commission for @szczypawice

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💚steddie || ronance💛 parralels / chaotic 😜 gay || cool 😐 bi

commission for @szczypawice

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smolfrogi

Tumblr is a hellsite but so is everywhere else.

tumblr is a hellsite of your own making but other social medias are hellsite by design

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Tumblr is a hellsite but so is everywhere else.

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EVEN IF STEDDIE ISN'T CANON (yet 😩😩😩) JOE AND JOE SHIP IT BECAUSE JUST LOOK AT THEIR ACTING

ST4 SPOILERS

That scene in the upside-down when they're talking abt being mentors for Dustin 😭 Steve was LITERALLY just- LOOK

THIS IS NOT STRAIGHT MALE BEHAVIOR

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smolfrogi

C'mon we've all been there. Your homie is rambling and you just stare at his lips both resisting and begging yourself to kiss him. Every outcome rushing through your head.

Totally straight & Heterosexual 😌

Exactly 😌😌😌 they're wearing socks so it's definitely not gay

wait a minute-

👀👀👀 uhhhh

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It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

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smolfrogi

due to the nature of my alts, it is simply more fitting for me to be horny on main

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