its me, a gay frog

Baikal seals mess me up because they look so much like my cat

The fucking grey mammal

Oh yes, it’s very cute to put your witch hat on your familiar for a quick pic, but the next thing you know the residual magic has raised him to full sentience and now he’s going into business on his own, stealing your hat and your best customers.

rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that

DRAWING

I MEANT DRAWING PEOPLE ON COUCHES

wow this post still going around huh

literally anytime i do anything remotely difficult i suddenly feel as though i am frodo baggins collapsed on mount doom. like i’ll be composing an email and suddenly i cant recall the taste of food nor the sound of water and there’s a giant flaming eyeball hindering my vision and i dont even have my gardeners big strong arms to gently cradle me

Interfaces in Alien, 1979.

I just want to remind people that it’s 2024 and we didn’t “go thru a pandemic” we are “going thru a pandemic” present tense. It is still happening. People are still get sick, still becoming disabled, and still dying. Covid hasn’t gone away and I beg people to not normalize getting sick with it.

Calappa lophos

That's how these crabs breathe! Flowing water has more oxygen, so doing this allows their gills to take more oxygen. Underwater you wouldn't notice, but the water here is at just the right depth to make a it look like a cute water fountain! ==:)

My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...

UK 1991

worlds specialist fish

Every time I read the word "blorbo" I picture some kind of baby Digimon

Like yup that's definitely what the word "blorbo" looks like

kind of obsessed with thesaurus dot com claiming that lover is a synonym for knight

Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs

how does hard drive never fucking miss

i am posing for my mr handsome of the year award

ID: Orange and white tabby laying down and looking handsomely off camera