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hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

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pigcatapult

Where do I copy-paste these to? "My filters"? "My Rules"?

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gaphic

'my filters'! if you look closely you'll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters

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prokopetz

"Private submarine carrying several billionaire tourists goes missing while surveying the wreckage of the Titanic."

Well, it had to happen eventually. This is where big-ticket extreme tourism and shooting untrained assholes into space and such was always going to lead – frankly, it's surprising that it took this long for a major incident to crop up.

"One of the missing passengers is the president and CEO of the company that owns and operates the submarine."

Huh. Well, points for putting his money where his mouth is, I guess. I wonder if–

"The missing CEO's name is Stockton Rush."

Oh, bullshit. That's not a real person – that's the name of a guy who builds an inexplicably 1950s-themed underwater theme park and then gets eaten by a shark in a cautionary tale about the perils of libertarianism. That's the name of a guy who carries off an oceanfront real estate scam that somehow ends with Superman fighting a telepathic squid. Fucking "Stockton Rush". Unbelievable.

The note suggestion by @gammija​ to listen to the Behind The Bastards episode (episodes actually as it turns out) on this guy is a good one, you absolutely will not feel bad anymore: Listen here on podbay for free with no weird ads or alternative download requirements.

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This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”

ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m

can we have some context to this, perhaps?

Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.

Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.

That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.

(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)

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fuocogo

There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me

This is just as wild with the context

Some of my favorite moments in the series

From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.

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blueiight

everything about this is even funnier & better than i remembered it

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marxistgnome

Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases

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Sailor Moon on the runway

Koan: Mugler FW 1992, Setsuna: Chanel FW 1992, Serenity: Dior Haute Couture SS 1992, Hotaru: Mugler FW 1992, Calaveras: Christian Lacroix Haute Couture FW 1992

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wreckham

1986: its hip to be square

2022: its based to be cringe

You like Tumblr bloggers? Their early work was a little too Superwholock for my taste. But when the porn ban came out in ‘18, I think they really came into their own, commercially and memetically. The whole era has a self-aware, indifferent attitude, and a new sheen of unabashedness that really gives the posts a big boost. They’ve been compared to Twitter, but I think Tumblr has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '21, Tumblr released this; Breaking Bad, their most accomplished site-wide obsession. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "It’s Based To Be Cringe". A mindset so catchy, most people probably don't think about the meaning. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of being yourself and the importance of expressing your interests. It’s also a personal statement about the site itself. HEY PAUL!

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animesharks

i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once

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yes that one exactly

wake me up inside

That first image is an edit of HUGZzz by Irene Strychalski. She’s improved tremendously in the past nine years, and you can see her current work on her tumblr, reniedraws! She has done backgrounds for Archer and Unsupervised, backgrounds and character designs for Chozen, and pencils and inks for issue #1 of Deadpool Family. She’s currently making a webcomic called Shaman Child. Here’s some of her current art:

As for the anime girl in the plaid skirt, I braved the hellscape that is early ‘00s anime websites, exploring endless gif-covered Gaia pages and vampire-filled roleplay forums, traveling across seas of unsourced DeviantArt edits and low-res hentai, to discover that she is an original character by Hiro Suzuhira. She has done work for Shuffle!, Ef: A Tale of Melodies, Akikan!, Phantom Breaker, and We Without Wings, among many others, and she is also a prolific freelance illustrator. Here are some examples of her art:

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Hate to be that guy but I need it for a discussion I'm in; can I get some proof that Microsoft, and not Platinum, is at fault for Scalebound being canned? If not proof, basic deductive reasoning?

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There’s no proof, but here’s the deductive reasoning:

Point One: Platinum makes games very, very quickly.

No Platinum title has ever had a development cycle of more than 30 months at the absolute most. Most have development times of far less. NiER was announced in 2015 and is about to come out. That’s a dev time of like, two years at most, counting work that was likely done before we ever saw it. Transformers Devastation was a year. Bayonetta 2 was around 2 years. MGR was like ONE year.

Platinum taking four years to make a game is wildly out of character for them, and no publisher has EVER had this issue before with Platinum, even when they were working on upwards of SIX TITLES at once.

But Microsoft?

The game shows up.

Kamiya tweets ‘what the fuck are these microsoft fucks shitting with me?’

Game vanished for two solid years

Comes back as a massive multiplayer game with 4 player co-op.

Impossible not to put the pieces together here. Microsoft kept changing what they wanted and eventually pulled their same bullshit they always do.

Point Two: Microsoft does this shit all the time

Microsoft doesn’t like to cancel games outright. This requires them to pay a fee for breach of contract. Instead, they do something that is depressingly common in the industry: they shift goalposts and change roadmarkers, then cancel a game when their unreasonable demands cannot be met.

Platinum is the third studio this happened to (that we know about.)

The first was Obsidian who got dicked over so bad they had to go to Kickstarter to save themselves.

And while we don’t have a clear story on it, I wouldn’t be surprised if this is what fucked over Lionhead and Fable Legends, as well.

Point Three: This is happening to every fucking Microsoft Game

Every single game Microsoft has funded themselves lately has either been canceled, vanished, or come out rushed and broken.

Crackdown is MIA and is reportedly having troubles, been totally missing for three years.

Cuphead keeps being delayed and went from a boss rush game to a game with platforming levels (feature creep?)

ReCore was rushed out the door and sucks.

Fable Legends was canceled.

Scalebound was canceled.

Sunset Overdrive was rushed out the door and sucks.

Project Spark came out, sucked, and then had it’s plug pulled.

Do we know 100% that Scalebound wasn’t on Platinum? No.

But considering Platinum has a history of making good games on a short time frame and Microsoft has a history of fucking developers they contract with up the ass, I don’t see ANY reason to give Microsoft even the slightest benefit of doubt.

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