YO ITS BENSON GUYS!!! and i guess tubbo too idk

op i just want you to know i hadn’t fully scrolled to this post and this was the first bit i saw. i thought this was just a really buff eagle

Sapnap dies, like to charge reblog to cast

Elon is recruiting randos from Twitter to compete for the chance to work themselves to death figuring out how to take away your welfare.

Nothing says efficiency like creating a whole ass new department with two co-chairs.

Nothing says efficency like creating a new "department" to do the job already being done by an existing office.

weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

As some context, I looked up a bit to fill my knowledge holes here. This article really helped. So the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi is one of New Zealand's founding documents and this bill would REMOVE protections for Maori they agreed to put in frickin' 1840. And they tried to ramrod it through. So yes, protect the treaty like hell right on

Sorry everyone I heard we needed more complex female characters so I took the "asshole with a heart of gold" and made her transition but now she doesn't hate being alive anymore so she's just a sweetheart who's kind of blunt but I'm gonna keep trying

Luckily the gruff father figure with vulnerability issues had other problems going on so she's mostly the same

The mad scientist is also happier now but her increased confidence isn't a good thing for anyone else involved so I'm counting this one as a success

TUBBO SURVIVED DAY 3 LETSGO

Holy fucking shit of all the possibilities I did not see that one coming.

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Tubbos ender chest made me laugh cause it's literally so boring compared to literally everyone elses

Surprising amount of nostalgia in this but it looks so fucked up

I lied, I don't actually like sex. put your clothes back on. I'm going to tour the dsmp and you're gonna sit there while I explain everything there is to know about the builds, characters and lore of the server in excruciating detail.

YALL THE ONION BOUGHT INFO WARS IN THE BANKRUPTCY AUCTION

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME ARE YOU KIDDING ME

This is real.

They claim they’re gonna turn it into a platform that raises awareness about gun violence and gun control.

DON'T SKIP - €30,495 / €50,000 GOAL AS OF WRITING

For the people in Gaza, they don't get to choose. Food prices have risen to a completely unsustainable rate - just one kilogram of sugar costs €25, and even simple produce like tomatoes can cost up to €40. If this is how food is priced, just imagine what it's like to be in need of things like medicine; that's where this post comes in.

I was recently contacted by Nader ( @abdalsalam1990 ) to help spread his brother's fundraiser. His father Ahmed is suffering from cancer, and in just one week he's due for an operation. The horrific conditions in Gaza have led to a scarcity in medical equipment and proper funds, among countless other struggles. With Ahmed's appointment on November 11th fast approaching, this could spell disaster. The longer his cancer goes untreated, the more it could spread - do not let this family lose more than they already have!

If you're able to donate or know those who can, every dollar* counts. Share this campaign anywhere and everywhere - only 39% of the goal remains! Nader and his family deserve the comfort and safety we all take for granted.

*This GoFundMe is in Euros! Unchecked conversion rates may leave you donating less than you intended.

VETTED BY GAZAVETTERS (#4)

DO YOUR PART! DO NOT LOOK AWAY!

I lied, I don't actually like sex. put your clothes back on. I'm going to tour the dsmp and you're gonna sit there while I explain everything there is to know about the builds, characters and lore of the server in excruciating detail.

You cannot become a parent just because you want a baby that guy you made is gonna start having independent thoughts faster than you think he will

on Father’s Day, sitting in a restaurant with my parents and my brother, my mom commented idly that THIS was what she wanted when she & my dad started planning for kids almost 40 years ago. Not how cute a baby would be, not teaching a child to read or ride a bike, but THIS - a holiday meal with her two adult children who are grown and happy, living lives they enjoy. And I thought how lucky I am, that I have her. To know that my whole life was what she wanted and looked forward to, not just my infancy or childhood. To know that she was looking forward to knowing me, as a full and complete person.